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By Nicole Rodriguez HP role play name

  • You convince your friends into liking Harry Potter so you can role play. (Guilty)
  • You have a HP related email adress/screen name. (Guilty!)
  • You look into Wicca because it Wiccan is technically a witch (Wizards are bad in Wicca though!)
  • You love Harry sooo much you cried when Cho Chang kissed Harry. (Ugh. I was so mad when I read that. I would have killed her. Red handed.)
  • You play a game called "Quotes (C)" and use all Harry Potter ones. (Guilty, Quotes is my game I invented where you shout out random things)
  • You dream of the characters. (Man that was a nice dream.)
  • You watch Harry Potter Puppet Pals. (Guilty, It's on flashplayer.com)
  • Get jealous when anyone pulls a move on Harry (or whatever character you like. STUPID CHO CHANG!)
  • Get mad at parents who say it's stupid.
  • Get your mom into liking it. (My mom loves it. She isn't as obsessed as me though.)
  • You know the exact date Harry was attacted by Voldemort. (Guilty, October 31, 1981 HP Lexicon)
  • Take quizzes and receive the result "Get help-- now!" (Red handed.)
  • Drool over pictures. (Hmm... I do this fairly often)
  • Wanting to go to the actual King's Cross station and try to run between platform's 9 and 10 in hopes of getting on the platform. (Sounds like a plan.)
  • Turn around when you get dressed because the posters on your wall are looking. (I did that when I had HP posters on my wall, they got ripped!! ;-;)
  • You do something wrong like misquote the book and you feel ashamed when your mom goes "And you call yourself a fan" (My mom always does that)
  • You went out with a guy named James. (Eheheh. I wish I knew a guy named Harry.)
  • When you watch the Harry Potter movies you think that Daniel is winking at you. (Dude me and my mom got in a fight about who he winked at.)
  • When you read every book when a new one comes out. (My mom and I do that.)
  • Have a friend and when he claims not to have lost in HP trivia you ask him questions and he doesn't know so you laugh in his face when his head hurts! (HAHA! I love that guy)
  • You submit some of the things you have done/are planning to do in here.

    By Lindsey and Kelly Radcliffe

  • You answer "Yes" to every question on everyone else's list and it still doesn't even begin to cover how much you are obsessed DAN RADCLIFFE FOREVER!!!!!!

    By ashlee_1314x

  • when u think about daniel rupert emma all day
  • Kylie ur best friend thinks your nuts Nelson my cousin thinks i am wacko cause i love daniel so much(giggle and blushing)

    By Becky

  • You daydream that your talking charms with harry, ron and hermonie when you wake up u see your real teacher staring at you because you jumped on your desk trying to practice Wingardium Leviosa!
  • You nicknamed your friends Hermonie, Ron and Harry!
  • You have the sound tracks to the movies!

    By hermione999

  • you search the pet stores looking for Sirius Black.(guilty)
  • you swear you have gnomes in your back yard.(also guilty)
  • you bump into barriers trying to get onto the hogwarts express, even though you don't live in the U.K.!(very guilty)

    By nikki

  • you start talkig in a British accent even though it annoys your friends and family
  • have a fight on how to pronounce "Serious and Dobby"
  • have read the books so many times you can't remember the number

    By Magneo Lord Of The Dead

  • When you want to Make a Hogwarts in "The Sims"...
  • When You get Over Exited when here a new harry potter thing is comeing out
  • When you want to kill pepole who say Harry Potter Sticks
    (Your a Slyverin when)
  • You like Draco
  • Chaos is your thing
  • You wish harry was in Slyverin
  • You think Darkness is the most good thing there is
  • You think Chaos and darkness can be used for good

    By RaT

  • you wonder arounf Fulham hoping to bump into Dan....(I'm not a stalker, i swear)

    By hogwartzgirl

  • When the first thing you in the morning after coming back from vation is look to see what Harry Potter news you have missed.*guilty*
  • When you go to art camp and everything can make into harry potter, you do.*guilty*
  • when you learn to knit just to make a weasley sweater.
  • When you hope you see jK,Emma,Daniel,and/or Rupert everywhere you go.

    By Shashwat Mishra

  • You start looking at everyone as if they were a squib
  • When you see a castle and start calling it hogwarts

    By ????? You believe you are married to Harry Potter

    By Marty Battafarano

  • You don't read anything other than Harry Potter
  • You count down the days to the next book/movie
  • When you wish you could learn to play Quidditch
  • When you wonder when your letter of acceptance to Hogwarts is going to come in the mail.

    By Sarah

  • You write your 1000 word essay on how HP is better than Lord of the Rings, and write twice as much as required
  • When your teachers reach your name during role call on the first day of school and ask if you go by a nickname, you ask to be called Hermione
  • You always have a post-it note count-down on your door counting down days till the next HP book/movie
  • You start screaming at the mall cuz the person who just passed looked like someone from the HP cast
  • You drive your family crazy because you spend dinner every night trying to convince them to read HP books
  • THEN, your brother actually reads them to get you to shut up
  • When you read the books, you get nervous before every quidditch match, giggle madly when Harry curses Malfoy, cry when Sirius dies, yell at Umbridge, and break into tears when Harry and Cho kiss...even though you've read each book 8 times
  • people considering you a living HP encyclopedia
  • Whenever someone comes in asking to use the computer, they'll find you at a HP site
  • The password to your computer at school is the name of a HP character
  • You dump your boyfriend cuz he has only read all the books twice
  • You pretend that your school is Hogwarts...you know that the pictures of the presidents on the wall can actually talk, and you know that the third step on the stairs is a trick step, so you jump it everyday
  • When you read PoA, you play the songs on the soundtrack that go with the part you're reading
  • All the songs from the PoA soundtrack are at the top of your "25 Most Played" list on your ipod
  • You stop talking to your friend because she took the sorting hat quiz and was put in Slytherin
  • You try to talk to the paintings at the art museum
  • You attempt to talk to and free the anaconda at the zoo
  • Instead of using notebooks at school, you use rolls of parchment
  • You actually volunteer to weed the garden cuz you hope to find a gnome
  • When someone asks why you don't go to Hogwarts, you explain that you really do, you just use a time turner so you can be there and at your regular school at the same time

    By Parves

  • you practice your british accent whenever you talk ( guilty )
  • you have dreams every other night about going to hogwarts ( guilty as charged )
  • You hollow out a stick and put a red feather in it ( I'm not psyco )
  • every time the name 'Harry Potter' comes up in school, everyone looks @ you ( red-handed )
  • you can't stop relating real life to magic (guilty)
  • You're waiting for your letter to hogwarts. .

    By Ali

  • when even though you know every word of every hp book, you read them again, anyway.
  • when you imagine yourself walking through Hogwarts, trying to picture every roon and staircase there it (...that's totally me!)

    By Jonique J

  • you daydream about marring ron weasley and have six kids.
  • you tell you high school teacher does any of the jobs inclued potions master at hogwarts. when you keep watching the trailer of goblet of fire twenty times a day.

    By Dans#1gurl

  • You dream about daniel radcliffe alll the time (guilty!!)
  • you get mad when people say ron and hermione are getting together (really really guilty)
  • you spend hours on trading cards (hehe)
  • you are a member of 10 different harry potter forums (i used to)
  • you are filing out this obbsession test (LOL)

    By Mitanshu

  • When you call your favorite teacher "Lupin".
  • You go to the opticians because people in the photo no longer seem to be moving

    By Ms Ember Weasly

  • You makeout with a wall and pretend its Gorge Weasly you one and only love.(seriously so true!!)
  • When you imagine your self as Harry Potter's sister that he never knew. (gulity)
  • Reading this site.

    By Anna

  • you know everyone's lines of every movie in english and french and almost everyone's in spanish (hey. im workin on it...)
  • you have picked out a college in london (so i can be close to dan emma and rup) to attend when you're only twelve even though you can go to any college you like (that's me. oxford all the way.)
  • you're reading this right now. (ummmmm **whistle**)
  • you considered becoming truent so you could spend more time with your harry potter books, movies and paraphanalia (is that spelled right?)
  • you waited and waited and waited for your hogwarts letter even after your elevth birthday (and cried yourself to sleep when it didnt come)
  • seriously tried to convince your drama teacher to put on a production of harry potter for the school play (of whcih i would have to be the casting supervisor because no one knows enough!)it worked too. only the headmaster said it was a waste of school funds (thats why we have so many truent kids at our school)lol.
  • have to dream of the main characters to fall asleep at night (everynight i fall asleep to the soundtrack and me and dan running off intothe sunset)

    By malfoylover

  • You call ure boyfrend Malfoy!
  • You like the blonde hair!
  • You wish to meet the stars so badly u dream about them.
  • You fancy every boy in the films.
  • You wish u r hermione.
  • U wish u r Pansy Parkinson just to get close to Malfoy.
  • You rite mrs.Felton all ova ure scool books.

    By Danielle

  • you can repeat lines in the movies by memory. (did it!)

    By Hedwig

  • When you run head-long into the barrier between platform 9 and 10.(ouch)
  • When you go round london looking for the leaky cauldron (i swear i didn't do it) You carry an old piece of paper around with you and say its the marauders map
  • everytime you see a black dog you say hello Sirius.
  • you know the hp books off by heart
  • When on your 11th birthday you wait for your Hogwarts exceptance letter and when it doesn't come you think that Hagrid must be late
  • You call your teachers Professer.
  • you tap walls with your wand trying to get into knockturn alley

    By book reader

  • you have actually read the books so you dont ship for harry and hermione
  • you cant stand emma watson, because you love book's hermione, and emma ruined that.

    By Kati

  • you write stories about yourself attemding Hogwarts with Harry and his friends.
  • Daydream about being related to one of the cast members.

    By Roze

  • your eleven'th birthday comes and you wait for a litter from hogwarts!

    By Gryffindor Witch

  • You get upset at your chess pieces for not moving when you tell them to, declare war, and throw them out the window (i dunno how 2 play chess, but i have )
  • You talk so much about it, that your BFF finally decides to read it, and becomes as obsessed as you. (not AS obsessed *disdainful sniff*)
  • You call your horses Thestrals, even though they look nothing like them, and you pretend you can't find them (cuz u haven't seen death), and scare your parents half to death, before you see a cat walking by with a mouse dangling from its jaws, then say "O, THERE they are!"(once!)
  • You are convinced that you are Hermione, and sign all your emails 'Hermione Jane' (yep)
  • You cry when you don't get your Hogwarts letter on your 11 bday, then realize Hogwarts term started 28 days ago, then cry some more bcuz you weren't old enough to go and have to wait another year (ok, yes, i admit it)
  • You're never getting married (unless the guy changes HIS last name) because you're last name is already Granger (definitely me)
  • You're spending the 30 minute wait before going to riding lessons typing this out (well, yeah, except it's 15 minutes)
  • You threaten you're Un-Harry-Potterish friends (i only have one..that no longer talks to me) that if they say ONE MORE bad thing about Harry Potter, you will whack them over the head with "Hogwarts, A History"
  • Seeing as they don't know what that IS, they keep saying bad things about HP, before you finally threaten to hex them into oblivion! (ok, yes, but she was getting on my nerves!)
  • They run away when you pull a long, thin piece of wood out of you're pocket and shout "PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!" (i can't BELIEVE i left my wand at home that day!)
  • They haven't talked to you since, and it's been three weeks
  • You can relate to half (or more) of the things on this page (ummm... i don't think i'll answer that...)
  • You jump off the top of your 7 foot high swingset on your mother's broom (Yes... but that's only because my mom caught me climbing up to the roof... so i had to settle for a swingset)
  • You throw nasty temper tantrums when your older brother is reading the new HP book and makes you wait (yes...but mum said she'll get 2 copies of HBP, so he won't end up with another scar...)
  • You've made about 1,000,000,000,000 wands, and every time a spell doesn't work for you, you break it in half and say that the wand chose the wrong witch....
  • On your chat room you have a HarryPotter realated screen name
  • You HATE the girl who plays Fleur because she gets to kiss Rupert&Daniel (..........)
  • When you breed your mare, you plan to name it's baby after an HP person/animal (yes, but we're not gonna breed her for awhile..)
  • You've already named all the teachers you're going to have (once you get into highschool) after HP professors
  • YOu plan to call your favorite teacher Prof.Lupin (to his face) and your least favorite Prof. Snape (to his face, unless of course he/she has read HP, and knows you're insulting them)

    By no name

    By thirdperson potter

  • .you get your gracuation hat to have harry james potter instead of your real name; only to find your parents told your teachers they wouldnt approve of it even though they signed the note

    By Rebecca Hawthorne

  • You say your fav. colors are Red Gold Green Silver Yellow Black.*guilty*
  • You watch the HP movies 24/7.*guilty*
  • You scream when you hear the names Daniel Radcliffe,Emma Watson,and Rupert Grint on .t.v.*guilty*
  • You make a potrait of the Hp cast *guilty..did it in art clas*

    By no name

  • u daydream Jk is going turn upone day saying u got a part on hp.
  • u send pics. of the cast to friends.
  • u daydream u r somei on the cast girlfriend
  • u become a new kid and Neville has a big crush on u.

    By In luv with Rupert

  • in luv with a HP character more than a classmate!(GUILTY!)

    By Amanda

  • You worship a character
  • Have an imaginary game and pretend you go out with one of the characters!*snickers and says,"I do that with my friends!"*
  • Are in love with one of the characters and get all giddy when u hear their name(SOOO TTLLY GUILTY)
  • Cried when you realized that the series almost over.(SOOOOOOO TTLLY GUILTY)
  • Go insane when you can't find the HP book you were reading and need 2 b tied down 2 a chair 2 stop running around in circles cuz of insanity!(a-yup guilty 2!)
  • Run through 20 pages of notes with ur best frend about Rupert Grint and wut a hottie he is!(U guessed it! I'm guilty as charged!)
  • Make a story about HP + base a character on urself and ha that character kiss Ron/Harry/Hermione/Draco/etc!(Guilty again, judge!)
  • Think that u wood b perfect 4 sum1 in the HP series.

    By RupertsGryffindorBaby

  • you own a Potter related site. (www.xanga.com/RupertsGryffindorBaby thank u very much)
  • you spend 40$ to buy an exact replica of Hermione's wand in POA only to b used for a costume contest... (guilty)
  • you leave your window open at night just incase that Hogwarts Owl comes
  • you fit many or all of the descriptions on this page (guilty)
  • all you want for christmas is an invisibilty cloak!
  • you associate your teachers with Professors (Sr. Christine = LOCKHEART! absolutly mad but still likes u...)
  • you have read Potter Books that arent PS, CoS, POA, GOF, or OotP...
  • you have a potter related ScreenName. (GryffindorGal54)
  • Your friends ask you when the books and movies are coming out (guilty)
  • you walk around your house ion Potter Robes carrying your 40$ Hermione wand and try and make things float (guilty oh my gosh guilty!)

    By harry potter mimic

  • you think your best friend is harry and you say,"hey harry wanna practice some spells"
  • you try to open a lock to a bank with a spell and get caught doing it

    By Albus Dumbledore Mark

  • You are on this site
  • You sign this

    By Kay Black

  • You have Harry Potter related dreams.
  • When the books have made you cry.
  • When your copies of the books bear many stains, marks, etc. from being used so much and for so long.
  • When you have fallen madly in love with one of the characters.
  • When you spend hours at a time looking up various Harry Potter sites.
  • When you write a letter to J.K. Rowling that is ten or more pages long.
  • When you start arguments with people about the correct pronunciations of the terms and names from the books.
  • When you find you have many, MANY different types of Harry Potter possessions (I myself have bed sheets, all the books, all the movies, action figures, posters, picture frames, snow globes, clothes, board games, puzzles, video games, candy, pillow cases, stuffed animals, journals, notebooks, stationary sets, magazines, stickers, buttons/badges, and probably other stuff).
  • You've awoken from a bad dream (Harry Potter related or not), sit up quickly, look around your dark room, and think you see Voldemort standing there and panickly fumble for your lamp but when you turn it on you realize it's only a chair.
  • You're re-reading one of the books and someone you know can't see what you're reading but they say, "Reading Harry Potter, aren't you?"
  • When a family member comes into the room and sees you doing this and they shake their head at you fearfully like what just happened to me.

    By Phoebe Molase

  • You are enrolled in witchschools(Hogwarts).
  • You're proud to be a witch.
  • Magic is you're favorite subject.
  • You know every single details about Harry Potter.
  • You know some spells.
  • You try to tell your younger sister/brother about harry potter.

    By Jonique

  • u dream that u dreamed the u got married to ron(Jonique Weasley)
  • u have I love droco malfoy on your bined wall and locker

    By CJ

  • You tape feathers to the end of your pencils
  • You refer to your PE class as Quittich practice
  • When PoA came out on DVD, you asked the cashier at the store if you could have the promo posters, and they gave them to you. (I seriously did this)

    By hermione01

  • you start talking british
  • you start putting thousands of pictures of Harry Potter and friends up on your wall![that's me]

    By Ray_Ray

  • You reserve you copy of book#6 4 months befor it comes out
  • When all you passwords have to do with him
  • When almost everything you talk about is the books and characters

    By Snowfire 2 0

  • when u cut out a picture of Daniel Radcliffe and hide it in a specil box(lol my friends sister actully did this)
  • when ur friends yell at u for cutting ur hair cause people thought u where Emma Watson and thought they where her frieds(Guilty)
  • when ur mom says u should go to hogwarts cause wierd stuff always happens around you(that lightning did not hit right out side our car by itself while i was having a tantrum!)

    By Jordie-bird

  • U have a HUGE shelf saved 4 Harry Potter merchandise even though it's gonna take 4ever 2 get the money 4 it all(guilty)
  • U're afraid 2 talk about ur favorite book (HP) nfront of ur muggle parents and friends(hehe...guilty)

    By Moongirlz

  • you've read HP5 in one day (me)
  • you're running away when you meet someone called 'snape'

    By Summer_is_ AWESOME

  • you find a piece of wood and make it into the shape of a wand. Then you find a horse hair and cram it into the back of it and spray paint the wood to look like Hermione's wand.( i am SO caught)
  • The only way you can go to sleep is if you imagine you are Hermione and Ron or Harry kisses you after you fall in the lake. (it works, i'm serious it does)

    By Mandi

  • when you dye your hair and try to look like your fav. character
  • when you start screaming out all the horrible spells you know
  • when you use there acent (me...heh heh)
  • when you condem people to Azkaban

    By Draco's baby girl

  • u NEVER stop talking about Harry Potter
  • u dream about the cast of HP EVERYNIGHT

    By Tennischick82893

  • u do a history assignment and it deals with quills and u insit on writing like that forever(it was fun)
  • you act talk and imitate hermione/emma(guilty)
  • you look like emma and people insiti that u get ur hair cut like her(did it...)
  • you have so many pics of dan rupert emma etc(guilty)
  • you got a lot of hp things(guilty)
  • people suggest u see a physcitrits(howver u spell that but i thought they were joking)
  • u rename ur classes/teachers(guilty)
  • u have some of the same things as emma(guilty)
  • u want a cat like crookshanks but ur dad and sister are allergic(it stinks)
  • u r so obsessed wen i friend says that they despise Hp u punch them and never talked to them since( i should apoligize though)
  • u say guilty or add y and spend all day reading these(done it,did it,read it,)

    By Isabella Black

  • You and your friend start writing fanfics about yourselfs at Hogwarts(*hums innocently*)
  • You check outside your window every night hoping to see Harry flying up on his broom to take you to Hogwarts
  • You are convinced you are a witch and the only reason you haven't got a letter is because your parents don't want you to go to Hogwarts
  • You've read the Harry Potter books so many times your mother has banned you from reading them(*sob*)
  • You go to the cabnet with your Harry Potter books locked in it and try to open it with "Alohomora"
  • You read the books and keep thinking about how jealous you are of Angelina for getting to go to the Yule Ball with Fred
  • Your super upset when you realize that Oliver has graduated and you'll no long get to see him(even though you've never actually seen him to begin with)
  • You have a countdown on your desktop telling how many days, hours, minutes and seconds until HBP
  • You've read your books so many times they're falling apart(tear..)

    By Pansy Parkinson

  • While at the zoo, you speak parseltounge to a snake. AND IT ACTUALLY LISTENED!
  • You force your boyfriend to take you to the Yule Ball
  • You scream and yell at your parents when they tell you to shut up about Harry Potter
  • When you and your three best friends pretend like you go to Hogwarts. (Kendahl, Lindsay and Sarah M.!)

    By Lexi

  • When you hear a owl at night you open the window and wait for it to come(I swear not me)
  • When theres a full moon you wait all night to hear A werewolf
  • You spend atleast 8-12 hours online only doing stuff involving Harry Potter
  • You call people mudbloods when they piss you off
  • You dream about what would happen when you were at Hogwarts
  • You think your dog and cat are animagus(They are atleast my cat snowflake is.....he like litterally understands me)
  • When you write non stop fanfiction
  • You think you can see the future(That has happpend...you know when you dream of something and the next day it happens ya like that well if no one knows what i mean matbe i should go to a couniler like my doctor said.....)
  • You swear your teacher is Snape using a polyjuice potion
  • You say spells constantly and attempt the killing curse on ur sister(If only it would work id be an only child by now)
  • You think you have wandless magic
  • your acctually reading these and then posting you own....
  • you read the harry potter series every month(WHistles)
  • you know every quote
  • You spend atleast 6 hours looking up pics, fan sites, anything related to harry potter then start yelling curses at the computer when you cant find anything new
  • you tickle a pear before you go into the kitchen saying that theres an invisible force field keeping you out till you do so(Wasnt me..I swear)
  • You have harry potter clothing like there uniforms..and a coat thats kinda like a robe....

    By Luisa

  • You swear that you can see, talk, and hear Harry and Ron.*blush*
  • You get mad at some christians for saying that HP is evil! (Guilty)
  • U can talk about HP for hours.(not afraid to admit)
  • You swear that you are Hermione. (I am!)
  • Your favourite drink is butterbear.
  • You talk and write as if you are british even though you are american.*whistling*
  • You copy emma's words from PoA and u are planning on punching the guy you most hate. *lalala...*

    By Emily Diggory

  • You know your hp flute music by heart
  • You actually make up your own character and say that it's harry's distant cousin.

    By Xethan Devin Luther

  • You think that the best thing your school ever did was to make four houses out of the school and arrange every one of you into houses and you belonged to the red house (gryffindor counterpart) and you are so ecstatic about the whole idea but your friends are not. (Guilty.Its true! in my scchool we have four houses! i really couldn't have believed it!)
  • before the movies are shown, you re-read the book for it so that you would have more information that the movie might cut out and then tell your friends that are with you what was missing.
  • You have memorized every line in any of the films.(Guilty)
  • You always surf the net just because of HP things.(Guilty)
  • You dressed up as one of the characters for your book parade in school.(making it look so enchantingly real that you were chosen as one of the "best costumed" student.
  • You know more on HP and the actors of the movies than your bestfriend who also likes HP.
  • You buy a VCD of HP but still buy a DVD of the same movie insisting it has more things in it.

    By Loren

  • e-mail them everyday!
  • day dream and get lost in your thoughts
  • your done reading every word of this website

    By DracoMalfoy sBride

  • You Dream 'bout Draco (guilty)
  • You bleach your hair (soon to be guilty)

    By Harrylover4ever

  • You call your cat Crookshanks.(guilty)
  • When you start to look like Harry, Ron, Hermione,etc.
  • When you wear your Hogwarts Uniform to school often. (guilty)
  • When you speak constantly with the beautiful British accent even though you live in America. (so guilty)!
  • When you claim to see Dan, Emma, Rupert,etc when you go out. (guilty)
  • When you've read the books more times then you can even remember and you still cry when Sirius dies. He can't be dead theres gotta be a catch!

    By Reggie Weasley

  • You can play hp sheet music by memory.

    By Who Cares?????

  • You create your own character that you could be in HP and pretent that Ron, Harry & hermione are standing right next to you

    By monique

  • you pretend to be related to the charactors(I did that!).
  • you have a harry potter poster in your room and kiss it every day!

    By Werewolf

  • 1.You stay off school every full moon.
  • You add Expelliarmus, It's all right its chocolate and eat you'll feel better to every other sentence.
  • You accuse your teachers of being werewolves

    By John

  • You create a Hogwarts uniform that is accurate down to the Prefect's badge
  • You tell your mom you want a wand for your birthday

    By Riley Felton

  • you show upin a towel at MTV with a sign saying nothing comes between me and Harty Potter

    By Aimee Holland

  • You start calling your boyfriend Draco Malfoy(oops)
  • You dream about Harry and Malfoy getting in a fight... OVER YOU!!!!!
  • You seriously thought about naming your dog Sirius
  • You SCREAMMMM every time you every time you hear something HP related (KENDAHL) like Quidditch!

    By Marissa

  • You dream about the Harry Potter cast coming to meet you.
  • Every single second you spen on the interent is on one of these HP sites. (*Looks around shiftily*)
  • You think you saw Harry Potter in the classroom next door and run madly up to him, only to find its not... (Honestly, I didn't do that...)
  • You call quiet rooms common rooms without meaning to.
  • Every thought that passes through your mind is of Harry or Draco... *Whistles innocently...*

    By Nicha

  • Well I started reading the books then , WOW!! I started linking it! I wasn't interested in it at first though. I just didn't like the way that J.K dicribed Hermione as Rabit teeth type of girl! Emma Does not look like that!
  • When I watched the movies! everything was like a dream come ture! But daniel looked very young, and so did Emma and Rupert , the first movie! Daniel, But number 1 I like the peat where he was going on the hogwarts express, in the book I like it where he went on the broom and went after Malfoy!
  • Harry Potter Number 2 Emma looked so adorable, she acted so well! So did the rest of the group!
  • In Number 3 I couldn't stop laughing when I read the paragraph about Harry seeing Cho Chang!!

    By firefox

  • when you start to get paranoid about dan & emma and if they are going out (guilty, i even cried)
  • when you listen to music and imagin you are on the harry potter set & you're dating dan (hehe guilty)
  • when you get angry at your parenst for not letting you paint your room red & gold, GO THE GRYFFINDORS (guilty)
  • when you get angry at your dad for calling the hp movies idiotic (magerly guilty)
  • when you're inlove with dan & say good night to the poster of him on the wall and kiss him on the lips (hehe) ...when you worry that u wont have enough room on your wall for anymore posters (guilty) ...when you put a pic of dan on your computer screen and use it as a wall paper (guilty) ...you put harry potter smileys on your msn (hehe guilty) ...when you watch anything o do with harry potter or dan on tv even if its only a sentence (guilty) ...you jump up and down when dan says anything and your mum looks at you like your crazy (im not crazy mum...i swear) ...you can realte to most of the things said on here (guilty) ...you wear red and gold to your sisters wedding (so guilty i love it) ...w! hen you get your mum to make you a cloak (guilty)
  • when you take harry potter quizzes to she how harry potter intelgent you are and score 20 out of 20 (guilty as charged)
  • when u pretend that your orange juice is really pumpkin juice
  • when u sketch pictures of your fave star of hp and u together (soz dan but i am so guilty for that).

    By Luisa

  • I tell HP that i love him
  • I dream that I am in Slytherin

    By heather smith:

  • when the test says i need to go to a doctor about my 198% odssesion over harry potter
  • there is nothing on my wall and my locker at school except harry potter posters
  • i get called down to the office because students find my obssesion mad

    By ashlee baker

  • you dream everyday of daniel,
  • WHEN YOU ARE sad or unhappy you will think of harry potter and it cheers you up

    By Chelsea

  • You say Merlin all the time
  • You hate a teacher so you call them Umbridge

    By Lindsay Tackett

  • You daydream about HARRY POTTER all day long *drooling*
  • You run around the house with a stick in your hand screaming "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA"
  • If you pretend your stuffed owl is real and give it notes... then you throw it out the window and it falls in a mud puddle just because your sooooooooo into Harry Potter it seems like your owl is flying! *WHEW*

    By Jamie - Lee

  • You have pictures from Daniel hanging on your wall and you talk to it.(Sooooo Guilty!)
  • If you hate it that your little brother says Daniel Radcliffe is a loser.(Soooooo Guilty!)
  • You tell people to call you Hermione.

    By rupertsgal1

  • you start a club called spew on the internet(guilty)
  • you talk exactly like emma(guilty)
  • you call ur teachers professoers(guilty)
  • re-name ur friends/classes
  • you name ur two least favorite teachers snape and umbridge(guilty...mckinley-snape mrs hall-umbridge)
  • you stick a sign on ur bedroom door that says Beware babe inside(guilty...i was bored)
  • you copy everything emma watson says(red handed)
  • people call u emma and hermione.(they have reasons)
  • you spend hours praticing smiling like emma(!!!!guilty)
  • u have a huge crush on dan and rupert(gotta luv 'em)
  • you call the person u hate pansy parkinson or draco malfoy and people have to hold u bak before u puch them(gotta do it)
  • you like everythign dan.emma.and rupert like(its a coincendence)
  • u curse ur neighbors daughter because u despise her(annoying 7 yr-old,,guilty)
  • u admit to eveything above(of corse y wouldnt i)

    By padfoot_girl

  • when u think u r the half blood prince
  • when your rooms is decorated with rupert's photos (guilty)
  • when u don't dare looking at any guy,b/cuz u think u're betraying rupert(guilty again)
  • when some1 is saying something u don't believe and u say 'i'll get my veritaserum, and u'll see'
  • when u have lots of t-shirts done by yourself with rupert's face so every1 knows you love him
  • when u say 2 your friends 'have a wicked day!!'
  • when your r portuguese(like myself) and u have the portuguese version and the english version of all the books

    By Hermione

  • you go to the pet store and command the owner to release the poor animagis from cages( *laughs nervously*...GUILTY!)

    By Hermione Granger

  • You start relating everything in real life to the wizarding world.
  • You have more books that have to do with the secrets behind Harry Potter the the real books.
  • You act like a charactor from HP 24/7.
  • In your free time you go to a search engine and look up Harry Potter Personality tests.
  • You've been a Harry Potter charactor for more then 3 years in a row for Halloween. (blush)
  • You talk about HP so much that when you bring up the subject all your friends groan.
  • You can answer every question your friends throw at you about Harry Potter.

    By WhidbeyIslandFan

  • You try and act british even though you arent - and ytour friends know and get really annoyed. (GUILTY)
  • You say things like: "Happy Christmas", and "Did you have a good holiday?", even though you're American. (GUILTY)
  • You try and end questions with a down tone instead of up to be british (I TRY)
  • You're like me and have read all the books and use phrases from them and refrence EVERYTHING to Harry Potter.

    By Nina

  • Say Everything in a british accent(he he Guilty:))
  • Talk about Harry POtter all the time (soooooo guilty its not even funny)

    By Dumbledore s The Man

  • You start using british words and say things like "Happy Christmas", and "Did you have a nice holiday?"
  • Your friends know that your AREN'T british and tell you to please stop.
  • You continue to act british and even think you might be getting an accent!!!
  • You have read all of the books like a million times and now try and (again) use phrases from them.
  • You think EMMA WATSON is totally HOT!!!!!
  • you start becoming a better student just to be like Hermione.
  • You WISH, WISH, WISH!!! you could go to Hogwarts instead of your crappy little school...
  • You keep shutting your eyes when in the shower or standing alone in a room and think: "The next time I open my eyes i'll be in Gryffindor Common Room"!

    By SKL

  • You go around telling people you're in Griffindor and they shouldn't mess with you. (guilty.. heheh)
  • You freak out and yell at your friends for making fun of Harry Potter related stuff.(they shouldn't have done that, you know...)
  • You accuse your parents of being muggles when they won't let you get any more Harry Potter merchandise.
  • You make your own wand and go around casting spells with them. (not telling if I did that... lolzz)
  • You argue with your friends for hours and come up with logical explanations why you're the only suitable person to go out with Daniel Radcliffe. (WHY won't they give in?!)
  • You call your school Hogwarts and change everthing to sound like the real thing. (heheheee...)
  • You start talking in a British accent. (It drives my friends crazy, lolzz)
  • You dial 62442 everytime you see a phone booth.
  • You are completely convinced that Harry, Ron and Hermione are your best friends and they're waiting for you to get to Hogwarts. (guilty, my family thinks I should avoid HP from now on. I wonder why...)
  • You stare at the hedge for hours wondering when Dobby will show up.
  • You refuse to believe that Sirius is dead, (he isn't!) or that anyone will die (they won't!... except you-know-who of course.)
  • After finishing the "You know you are obsessed list", you write out a list of your own. (duh!)

    By mayhem when you literally carve a lightning strike on the middle of your forehead!

    By me

  • You pick up a stick and say expexto patronum when a bird scoops down at u

    By Kila

  • You have no friends becaus you love Harry Potter sooooooooooo much (my friends dumped me)

    By ???

  • when you dye your hair and try to look like your favourite character
  • when you start screaming out all the horrible spells you know
  • when you use there accent (me...heh heh)
  • when you condem people to Azkaban

    By Kathryn

  • When I spell a magic word with my wand.
  • When I see the sky from Hogwarts.

    By woodsy

  • you talk about hp at least 50 times a day(guilty)
  • you got to the cinema and watch the newest hp movie at least 3 times(guilty)

    By Rebecca Hawthorne

  • When you suggest that your class play should be Harry Potter*guilty*
  • You e-mail your fav person in HP everyday. *guilty*
  • When you act like Harry Ron Hermione.*guilty*
  • You name your rat Scabbers*I plan to do that*
  • You write a Harry Potter song*guilty*
  • You call the person you hate Draco Malfoy*guilty.*
  • You call your CTBS test .O.W.L.'s. or .N.E.W.T.'s*guilty*.
  • You call your teacher ..the one you hate Snape.
  • You call your Headmaster ..Dumbledore

    By Amber

  • You call your pet Harry, Hermione or Ron
  • You collect autographs of the HP actors
  • You watch the films every day
  • You try to ready HP in other languages.
  • when you go in a chatroom you call yourself Hermione, Harry or Ron

    By ashley you know when the premiere is

    By Harry s fan numbre 1

  • your 11th birthday comes and you wait for a letter from hogwarts !
  • you find a pictuer of harry but you don't like it but still you want to have it !

    By Erica

  • .when you have to type it into google:am I obsessed with harry potter?
  • when you think about Tom Felton/ Draco Malfoy everyday(Draco'd the hottest character in the WORLD)
  • when you are convinced that Voldemort is waiting in the bushes for you because of the scar you got on your head when you were 5
  • when you have the book: the wisdom of harry potter
  • When you're on this site!! When you count doen the number of days until the new book, movie, and game!!

    By Meg and Clare

  • When you go to see "Kicking and Screaming" just to see the GoF trailer and end up sqeeking afterwords despite the funny looks you get.
  • In your sims game you create hogwarts cast
  • When you see all the movies over and over again in a time period of 24 hours.
  • When people talk to you you start busting out lines from the books

    By HPgirl93

  • you stare out the window of your bus and pretend your on the hogwarts express(guilty)
  • You scream and give a 2hr lecture to the self proclaimed "huge harry potter fan" when you ask her about HBP and she replies "what's that?"(so guilty)
  • when you realize your at the end of the page and have said guilty to 90% of the ideas
  • your friend secretly sends you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts for your 11th birthday(thank you tommy,best gift eva)
  • When you have a fight over how to pronounce "Animagus"(guilty)
  • when you go to the hospital with food poisoning explaining you had just tested your polyjuice potion
  • your positive your cat is an animagus( i swear he's too smart to be a cat!!)

    By Kathryn

  • You look for pictures of Daniel, Emma and Rupert (Guilty)
  • You read the books over and over again even though you've read them a million times

    By Rachel

  • You have posters from all three movies, American and British. (Guilty)
  • You made your own Harry Potter webpage.(guilty)
  • You went on LiveJournal and made a journal for your favorite character and write in it as that character. (guilty)
  • You talk with a British accent all the time and people ask you why you're talking funny because you're in America.

    By Miriam

  • When your whole wall is coverd in Harry Potter picture's
  • When you are at school and act like your in Hogwarts.
  • When you just read this page and are still looking around.

    By Nisha

  • you memorize the quotes in the whole movie and mute it when hermione speaks and say the lines yourselfs (so wot i fi do..?)
  • you try searching for platform 9 3/4 when you go to the sky train...(guilty)
  • you compair yourself to the characters in the books (also guilty)
  • when your locker and room is filled with harry potter stuff (guilty)
  • when you fall in love with one of the characters in the book (i'm not crazy!)
  • when you make a wand for yourself becaue your mother won't let you buy one (it looks so real)
  • when your freind tells you to see a psychaitrist (wow, maybe i should)
  • when you know each title of the chapter in the books.

    By Carmen

  • even your dreams are like Harry's dreams...
  • Well, it's simple...you can't live without Harry Potter, that's a great reason ;)

    By Caitlin F

  • You call your principle Dumbeldor & get detention (guilty)
  • you ask to turn your school into hogwarts for halloween (guilty)

    By sierra

  • you are in love with Cedric and harry
  • When your computers desktop is completly filled along with your screen saver and you are still not satisfied.
  • When you decide not to be friends with your closest friends because they say they like Harry Potter and they really know nothing about it because they havent even read the books [ I hate those kinds of people that don't read the books! They are completly different than the movies ]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • when you decide you don't like your crush, who you have liked for the past 5 years, because he hasn't read the books and says he HATES Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!ahuuu

    By nykia13

  • when you try to email them & it won't go throgh.(like me a few mintes ago)

    By m e l i s s a

  • you actually took 1 and a half hours to read this entire thing to prove to your self your REALLY o b s e s s e d ( beaming with joy right now )

    By sheilah

  • you cant keep your eyes off the 1297 pics you've got of him
  • you think you fell in love with him(you no thats me)

    By mary

  • you start seeing things that happen in the future.

    By hp fan

  • you read the hp books over and over again
  • when you can say the lines wth the hp movies
  • you call yourself a pureblood
  • you go to harry potters page every day
  • you want to go to hogwarts
  • you pretend that you have a wand
  • watch the hp movies back to back to back

    By HarryPotterOneTreeHillFreak

  • You buy all the Harry Potter candy in the store (Guilty)
  • Your Favorite Store is Alivans Wand Shop
  • Your saving your money for a wand, a broomstick, robes, Wizarding candy, and a wand care kit

    By Tonks

  • You tell you teachers to call you by a HP name.(Guilty)
  • You call your teachers "Professor."
  • You tell people you are British even though you were born in Pheonix, Arizona.(Guilty)
  • You "ACTUALLY" Belive Harry Potter is real.(Guilty)
  • You say you are a Witch/Wizard(Guilty)
  • You think that maybe some day you could marry Harry Potter.
  • You change you name to a HP Name.(Tried, Didn't Work)

    By Shayna

  • You are actually reading this

    By fade_pooch

  • when u spend your time reading these zillions of little sentences and end up saying "guilty" after each of every sentence you say.
  • your mom starts shouting at you because you're saying the word guily at the end of each sentence.

    By Darklord1994

  • When You Talk About Harry Potter In Your Sleep(Guilty Not danille Or Rupert But Emma)
  • When You Convince Your Teacher To Have A Harry Potter Parade(I Did Last Year)

    By Raye

  • dream of the chareters
  • daydream of (add the chareter you LOVE)

    By Hannah

  • you made shirts for you and your friends that say DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY
  • everyday you announce to your english class the number of days left until HBP (guilty!)
  • your binders and locker are covered with harry potter pictures(guilty)
  • you get angry when you can't find harry potter avatars online because you already printed them all (sooo guilty!)

    By Kendahl Granger (it really is my last name)

  • You play a game on the phone with your best friend, where u personally go to Hogwarts, or u make up 3 characters to go there instead (*whistle*)
  • .When you take daily quizzes on the Internet, trying to figure out which of the characters you are (I keep getting Ron. I get Hermione 23% of the time)
  • You have Harry Potter related dreams EVERY NIGHT! (actually, that dream last night was pretty good)
  • In the middle of a very important math lesson, you find that you're daydreaming about HP (again) you're drooling (i was dreamin bout Rupert, ok?) and everyone is staring at you (At least no one saw me!)
  • Your friend reccomends a psychologist. (i thought she was joking...)
  • .you send fanletters to the cast of HP every other week (only once!)
  • You took a quiz on the net, and you are 150% obsessed with HP, out of a possible 154% (don't repeat this to anyone)
  • .You are currently saving up so you can go to Enland and meet the cast of HP (201...202...203... 1 HOUR LATER... 964... 965... Can't you see i'm busy?!)
  • You're last name is Granger, but u plan to change it to Grint REAL soon. (i'm serious)

    By lily

  • when u think that your teaher is Proffesor Snape

    By Madiha

  • I think my rooster is an animagus

    By Shadyness

  • You try flying in your broom.
  • You make a replica of a wand and pray it changes to a wand.

    By Ricia

  • you name your classes potions D.A.D.A. ect.(guilty)

    By Hermione_Resilda

  • You start calling everyone you know Harry Potter names (I seriously call my mom Aunt Marge, sister Pansy, grandma Professor Mcgonagall, and dad Snape!)
  • .You memorize all the books and all the movies(so, I don't care if I do..)
  • When you feel like it, you start quoting lines (I love doing that..!)
  • When you were almost eleven, you wished and waited for your Hogwarts letter. You also memorized the lines of someone, and hoped that once you got to Hogwarts, that you would take their spot, become Harry and Ron's best friend, and they would never know who Hermione was, because you'd taken her spot (I'm not crazy!!)
  • You tell your family and friends to call you Hermione, and will not answer if they call you by your real name. (uhhh)
  • Whenever

    By Nick

  • i talk aboutit constently
  • i bring a lot of my harry potter stuff out when i watch and read the movies

    By Kiki

  • when you spend every second you are online on harry potter sites
  • when you get ideas to do things from this list.
  • if you actually read all of these obsessive things.

    By Kat

  • You start to use brittish slang you got from the books, even though you're Canadian
  • You can almost recite every line from the movies, you just need to watch it oooonnne more time
  • You have a giant cardboard movie standy uppy thing of HP3
  • You wonder if Draco Malfoy would ever go out with you.
  • You daydream about being part of the Hogwarts community and meeting the characters
  • You still cry when you read about Sirius dying, even after the 25th time
  • If you see anything remotely close to Harry Potter in any shops, you immediately dart for it.
  • You can quote every line Draco Malfoy has ever had.
  • You start thinking up things you'd do different if you were that person in the books.
  • You think of trying to find Hogwarts.
  • You start to try 'Wingardium Leviosa' or 'Accio!' and actually think something will happen.

    By rupertsgal1

  • When you have read all the books and seen the movies
  • When you watch the movies you act like hermione(TOTALLY guilty)
  • You call all your pets/stuffed animals crookshanks,scabbers,and hedwig even if you dont own a owl cat or rat(guilty)
  • your such a know-it-al in school your nickname is hermione(happened to me)
  • your friends call u emma watson because they think u act like her to much(loads of times)
  • You accidently sream like hermione and ur friends hate it(lets say x1,000,000,000)

    By Katie

  • You make your friend believe you are hiding Daniel Radcliffe in your closet, and imitate his voice.(heheh. Guilty.)
  • You have dreams about going to Hogwarts.
  • You swear your name is related to Seamus, Ron, Hermione, ect;. (Guilty.)

    By vervi

  • You play scenes from the Harry Potter films at school.
  • You make a book full of pics and info. about the cast of Harry Potter. (guilty)
  • When you say "guilty" to a "you know your obsessed" fact.
  • when you play skits of the Harry Potter movie at Lunch.
  • when you make a book full of Dan Emma and Rupert pics.(guilty)

    By Hermione Potter

  • You get 'Double Trouble' stuck in your head.
  • The kids at school call you Hermione(me)
  • You rename all your teacher after prof.(Mrs.Hicks=SNAPE)

    By Findor

  • You start writing fanfics
  • Your teacher tells you your mom's there to pick you up, and you hope she finally listened to you and brought Daniel along
  • Dream consistently about Harry Potter (*innocent whistling*)
  • You try to cast spells on people with a stick you found in your backyard (guilty as charged)
  • Whenever your doorbell rings, you yell at your mother that you'll get it, because the Cast is here to take you to a movie

    By lindsay

  • you write HP storys
  • you do school work on HP
  • you dream about beening at hogworts
  • you make a huge map of hogwarts for a school progect

    By michellle

  • when your thinking thet they go to your school
  • when you dream about draco every night

    By Jill_yes_katie_and_kayleigh_it s_me

  • you get into your fireplace and say " Diagon Ally "(me )
  • You have a pet owl and you keep on yelling at it to give you an Hogwarts envelope.
  • When your in your school cafateria you say " Hey! Why arnen't these tables so long?!?!
  • You pretend that a poster you have of Harry Potter is real and take it everywhere and you go talking about what was on tv last night to it.
  • When they make a cearel of Harry Potter you throw it down and say " those muggles! they shouldn't be making cearel where they can eat us! Thats just wrong! "
  • If you see a trail of spiders you follow them.
  • You get a bunch of good singers and make them sing Double Double Doyle in Trouble in front of everyone in the cafiteria then you force your school princepal to say a speach.
  • Your friend thinks you should see a phycouligest. ( me )
  • You go to a Jonny on the Spot and think it's Hagird Hut and knock thinking Hagrids in there.
  • You find a kid at school that looks like malfoy and punch him.
  • You find a incredibly hidious orange cat and name it crookshanks.

    iyla weasly

  • i was born on the same day as harry and i look 4 a scar on my forehead everyday(u hav caught me redhanded
  • u hate people hoo hate him (!"£!$"£^%£$£^%$£433)

    By Arianna Riddle

  • you start thinking you are the dark lords heir (cought red handed)
  • you think your cat has magical powers(she does i sware)
  • you think there is a poltergohst living in your room you start thinking you are the dark lords heir (cought red handed)

    By Jill_yes_katie_and_kayleigh_it s_me

  • You see what bloopers happened in the movies then you watch them to see if they were right ( me totally! )
  • If you see someone who looks like someone in the movies and ask them for there autograph
  • Everyone at school stares at you because your a Harry potter Freak.
  • When you want to get a door unlocked you say "alohamora" to get it open but you don't succeed so you get mad ( me! )
  • On a test you put your name as Hermione. ( me sometimes )
  • Your math teacher starts to look like Snape so you scream.
  • You have so much posters on your wall you forget what your wall color is.
  • You memorize everyones names in the credits even the make up people.
  • In art class you mold your clay into a Harry Potter star. ( me )

    By Molly

  • You screamed at during Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie because they left out quidditch, and Oliver Wood (extremly guilty)
  • When they cut out your favorite scene in the movie when you are watching it on tv, you leave the room saying,"I can't beleive they did that, I will never watch this channel again." Saying that, you stick to your decision.

    By MissMoony22

  • Everytime you go in a bathroom, you try to speak parseltongue to it to open the chamber of secrets (very guilty)
  • you drive a blue ford anglia
  • you look at the moon every night and when its full you shudder and think of poor lupin

    By Lissy

  • All you do online is look up Harry Potter Items on ebay.
  • You don't realize that you spent all of your money on Harry Potter Merchandise.
  • You've renamed all your teachers with the Hogwarts Teacher you are most like.
  • You spend all your Time on Harry Potter Sites and HP Roleplaying.
  • You get 'Double Trouble' stuck in your head.
  • You are always looking at the Harry Potter special Features on the DVD- and so wish You could really go to HoneyDukes.
  • You have Dreams that you are in the Harry Potter movies.
  • You daydream in Mathz about Harry Potter ships..(Guilty ^_^)

    By Whitewitchsouth

  • When your person(who ever you are out there)in UK, & paint a PT Cruiser, full of Harry Potter stuff. Who ever they are crazy!!!

    By ally

  • when you sit and read though this whole list know that you have done or are going to do 90% of these
  • try to tell your parents that they are muggles and don't know what you go through at hogwarts

    By Shelby

  • You scream at your friends when they make fun of harry potter's accent (hehe...guilty)
  • Even though it's past your 11th brithday, you sware you have magical powers. (Guilty..*blushes)
  • You call your BFFS Ron and Hermione. (Guilty)
  • You and your friends play harry potter roleplay in your living room, and blast the soundtrack to go along with the scenes (guilty. many times.)
  • Whenever your friends say anything harry potter-ishly incorrect, you nearly pull your hair out and pretend to put a spell on them. (guilty.)

    By HermionePotter

  • When you count down the days till HBP comes out
  • You are going with your friend to the midnight party for HBP
  • You start gettting your outfit ready for the HBP party even thought it is 7 months away.

    By Sars Not Just A Deadly Disease Anymore

  • When answering the phone to Telemarketers..Or anyone else you have an HP skit. It goes You: *British accent* "'Ello Oh my-my there's no one at this house by that name. This is the Weasley's." Cousin: *In background* "Who're talking to Molly!?" You: "Oh to the Fellytone, dear!" Cousin: "THINGS THOSE MUGGLES DREAM UP!"
  • You've changed your black scruffy dog's name to "Sirius" in honor of him and call it a "stupid bloke" when the old dog doesn't respond.

    By Sam

  • You own everything even close to relating to harry potter even if it is a POTTERy set.
  • you refer e-mail to owling it to you instead of e-mailing it to you

    By Callisto

  • You cry everytime while youre reading the fragment in OoF when Sirius dies.
  • You watch Head to shrunken head on PoA DVD everyday and youre still squiing while watching interviev with Felton (that's me)

    By Jessie McGonagall

  • You've finally conviced your teachers to say Jessie McGonagall instead of Jessie West when they call role (guilty)
  • You convice people you are Maggie Smith's grandaughter even though she has no granchildren (hehe guilty)
  • Harry Potter is mentioned in one of your classes and you interupt your teacher tell her she is wrong and use the rest of the period telling your class about the Hp books (guilty)
  • You spend nearly an hour tapping on a brick wall trying to reveil Diagon Alley
  • You call your teachers Proffessor to their face (guitly)
  • Your parents actually send you to a physciatrist (guitly but my family knows her lol )
  • You name the owl that stays in your barn loft Errol (guilty)
  • You name all the rats that run around your barn Scabbers (guilty)
  • Your school has a dressup like your favorite teacher day and you come dressed as McGonagall and everyone stares (guilty)
  • Your librarians actually give you money to go buy a copy of the newest Harry Potter book (guilty)

    By Mary Pink11 (aliciausa frend)

  • you have a whole bunch of Harry Potter clothing.
  • When you come home with a scar on your head (from a marker or a real scratch)
  • When you change your name to Rupert , Ron, Harry, Dan, Emma, or Hermione
  • When you start to doodle on your paper when you are bored in school.(when the teacher doesn't SHUT HER MOUTH)
  • When you make a club and have it for years.(or how ever many days)
  • when you start to daydream in your class about the harry Potter scenes(or him himself)
  • When you want all the harry Potter products from the show that they come out with.
  • When you buy all of the movies and books(like i did)
  • When you buy a owl and name it the names in the movie.
  • When you make any Harry Potter actor to be president in the club
  • To swear to work for anything to get what ever Harry Potter has
  • To get the sorcerer stone.
  • To get Harry Potter bed sheets
  • To exchange all your baby crap and clothes you dont like for Harry Potter clothing (el oh el)
  • To make your computer background to harry Potter like my frend aliciausa
  • To get the harry Potter soundtrack
  • To get the same type of car any of the people on harry potter.
  • To send e-mails to the people(guilty)

    By Alicia US

  • spend like every waking moment on your new flatscreen looking for picture of dan rupert tom etc. 4 ur locker (guilty)
  • you start asking 4 autographed photos of the hott charachters for easter and your b-day and any other giftgiving holiday (soooooo guuiilly and not afraid to admit it)
  • You almost have your best friend break up with your boifriend cuz you think you have a chance with 1 of the charachters (soo guilty) (sorry george!)
  • Your friend and you scream at the fact that you have the same horoscope as dan or rupert or tom (guilty)
  • You have all the books and stuff, that you found on your many hours of internet searching, that dan radcliffe has! (guilty)
  • you draw a scar on your forehead that looks like harry's and lie to your boyfriend about it (gonna b guilty)
  • you call ur friend at 5:30 nd talk 4 3 hours bout nutjin but harry potter! (guilty)
  • you post on this site (guilty duh!)

    By -Unknown-

  • When you go on ebay & try to get or got,the british version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

    By Katy

  • You legally change your name to Hermione
  • Harry Potter books are the only things that take my worries away, no matter how many times you read them

    By xthexweasleysx

  • You and your best friend go to a water park, convince everyone that your'e from England and speak in a British accent the whole tims (guilty)
  • You asked your mom for a pet owl once and she got you a dog instead.
  • You hate it when your brother says he looks like Harry Potter. (guilty)
  • Everyday you tell your friends how many days are left until the book/movie come out. (guilty)
  • Your alway recieting quotes from the books/movies (guiltyx2)
  • your sing Doubl Trouble under your breath when your bored.(guilty)
  • You say your mom's Boston Terrier looks like Dobby (sooo guilty)
  • you can't wait to get on the comp every day to rp. (guilty)
  • You get your brother the POA playstation2 game and ask if you can play it to(guilty)
  • Your jeleous that your brother got an olivans wand for his birthday.

    By MarsylovesHP

  • You ask your L.A. teacher if she's read the books, and when she says no and probaly never will you suggest she listens to them in tape. Then, when she gives you an odd look you decide she hates you and you give her evil looks forever more.
  • You are all excited that HBP is almost out, but then you realize you will be at camp when it comes out and your parents won't send it to you by mail, so you don't eat for two days in the horror of it all!!!
  • When your friend finds out you havn't been eating she says that she hates HP and I should become less obsessed. Then you slap her across the face and kick her out of your house...and havn't talkedd to her since. (and that was like two weeks ago...i should call her)

    By GrangerFan07

  • You can recite the whole first movie
  • You can recite the lines of every book by heart

    By Mara Blackburn

  • You have dreams about loving Dan or Rupert (guilty..not Dan, *drools* Ruuupert...)
  • You've played the Harry Potter POA video game so much, that you accidentally start having a british tinge to your voice (GUILTY!)
  • You name your stuffed animals Ron, Hermione, Harry, Dan, Emma, or Rupert (guilty)
  • You start kissing a pillow and pretend its Dan or Rupert (umm...heh heh....*whistles*)

    By HarryPotter sGettin Hotter

  • Your pancakes suddenly look like Rupert and you refuse to eat them.
  • Hermione is your idol.
  • You accidentally say "Goodbye, professor Snape" to your science teacher and get in SO much trouble. (Guilty as charged)
  • You continue saying "bloody hell!" even though it ticks all of your friends off.
  • When anyone says anything wrong about the movie you scream at them and give them a half-hour long lecture on the beauty of Harry Potter's world. (guilty)
  • You spend forty minutes staring at a paused picture of Ruper Grint, wondering how he grew up so fast in just one year away from Hogwarts. (guilty)
  • You suddenly figure out that Harry Potter does exist and go into a pub and start madly tapping at the bricks.
  • You cry when the Harry Potter book you've been reading ends for two reasons; it's over, and you don't have the next one yet.
  • You have every book in hardback and softcover, and every movie on DVD.
  • Anything slightly related to Harry Potter becomes the most important thing in your life.
  • You are a MAD Harry Potter collector.

    By dan lover

  • You start thinking there is actually a wizarding world but its to well hiden
  • tell the person who likes you that youre obbsesed with dan so they try to look like him
  • one of your goals is to become a member of the harry potter cast
  • YOU WISH HARRY POTTER WAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

    By kaitlyn

  • You ask your mom when she gets home from the grocerey store if she's bought a broomstick yet
  • You can'teven see your walls their so covered with harry potter stuff!!!(thats me)

    By chocoz12

  • You own a bow legged ginger tomcat named crookshanks,a rat named scabbers, have adopted an owl out of a magazine and named it hedwig/errol/pig/pigwidgeon/hermes, and a black labrodor and called it sirius or snuffles.
  • You need a second bedroom (like dudley dursley) for all your harry Potter merchandise.

    By Billie Jeffcoat

  • you sell your very expensive school books to buy Harry Potter merchandise (guilty)
  • you capture an owl to try to send a letter to j.k. rowling (guilty)

    By nikkie

  • you call your ex best friend wormtail,the school bullys grindelwald,and your boyfriend tom felton/draco malfoy
  • you get odd looks backstage at the talent show when yu sugest that you change the bands name to th weird sisters

    By Faduma

  • I always call my Best friend Hermione,cause the way she talks,smile,laughs all sounds like Hermione.
  • I speak about Daniel Radcliff all day long and my parents are always complaining about the fact that i LIke him and my replies are always"It's not my fault his sooooooo Hot".LOL

    By Sarah Elizabeth

  • ...your friends attempted to keep you away from all HP merchandise in the store...but failed when you bit them. (They know not to do that now...*smirk*)
  • ...your friend pronounced Daniel Radcliffe's last name "Radcliffy" and you freaked out on her. (Guilty)
  • ...you hear songs and try to relate the story to HP situations. (Oh, SO guilty)
  • ...your parents caught you reading the books for the umpteenth time and told you to read something else, you nearly burst into tears. (In the most pathetic sense, guilty.)
  • ...you mutter curses under your breath at people you don't like. (My friend Sean LOL.)
  • ...your scared s***less about how the GoF movie will turn out. (Guilty)
  • ...you spend time creating your own spells using an English to Latin dictionary. (Guilty)
  • ...you proudly wear an "I <3 Harry" pin. (Guilty)
  • ...you wrote the lyrics to "Double Trouble" on the cover of your notebook. (Guilty)
  • ...you're American and you started saying "Happy Christmas" instead of "Merry Christmas" and you drive your family crazy. (Guilty. he he I love Christmas time.)
  • ...you're actually reading the whole list on this page. (Ya.)
  • ...you relate to most of them. (Ya.)
  • ...your family and friends recommend psychiatrical help. (Ya. But they were joking...I think.)

    By Lara Black

  • Harry potter becomes (educational)in your opionin
  • you visit Harry potter sites atleast 5 times aday(not the same sites) to check for updates
  • you and your friend have started a club related ot harry potter with only you and her!!

    By DarkSaint

  • ...you substitute curse words with Harry Potter language, mainly "bludger" (guilty)
  • ...you tried to talk your dad into letting you paint your room like stone walls so it looks more like a Hogwarts Commonroom (guilty, didn't work)
  • ...you go into a Joke Shop and expect to find twin red-heads stocking up for the year.
  • ...you actually SEE two redheads in the store and follow them around to see if they're named Fred and George
  • ...you still have a small crush on that friend of yours who looks like Harry Potter even though you found out he's gay (the friend, not Daniel Radcliffe)
  • ...your mind conjures several different HP fan fiction ideas a week, but you never go through with them because you don't feel you could do the characters justice.
  • ...you blow all of the hard-earned money you've been saving for your own tv/vcr/dvd, PS2, and computer and splurge it on the wands and accessories you found out they sell at Alivan's (I'm tempted=
  • you visit JK Rowling's site religiously in hopes of uncovering new clues (guilty)
  • ...you complained because your Dad bought the Full-screen version of one of the movies instead of Widescreen and it cut off half of one of your favorite characters/actors (-guilty)
  • 'you know the exact description of every student's wand that was ever written about in the books
  • you swear there is a difference between Fred and George, declare admiration for only one of them, and can point out the specific parts where one is better than the other in the books and/or movies (*waves a little “I love Fred” flag*)
  • you mimic the voices of the characters whenever you say a line they've used (guilty - Ron, Wood, Mrs. Weasley, and McGonagall most)
  • you don't even know you're talking like the characters until someone points it out (guilty x2) someone said you could make a face like Rupert and dubbed it your "Ron face", not to mention the comment made your week (^_^)
  • you say "nutters", "mental", and "bloody hell" or "bloody brilliant" often (for you Rupert fans)
  • youve paused Philosophers/Sorcerer's Stone at the part where Hermione shows Harry the plaque with his dad's name at least a thousand times trying to determine what year is inscribed below his name (guilty, and I STILL don't know what year it is!)
  • you buy any clothing that even remotely resembles something a character wore in one of the movies (guilty)
  • you dressed up as Ginny Weasley for Halloween the same year a classmate dressed up as Hagrid and his nephews were Ron and Norbert (my sister. they were so cute!)
  • you insisted the only reason you HAD to see 'Prisoner of Azkaban' on opening night was because you promised your little sister you'd take her if she got good grades (guilty)
  • you swear the above statement and still took her even though she DIDN'T get good grades (guilty)
  • you and your college dormmate decided to be roommates purely because you both love Harry Potter
  • you freak out when your older sibling says she's going to "Edinboro" (PA) for college and ask if she can track down JK Rowling for you (my sister)
  • your first year at college, you call your dorm room 'The Burrow within the Boro' (guilty)
  • your second year you call your new dorm room “The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black” because your roommate swears that the girl who used to live there was pure evil (guilty)
  • you get into fights with other girls at your dorm/school over who "owns" Ron or Fred Weasley (or Harry or whoever)
  • you call the broom your parents gave you for your dorm your 'Nimbus' and the dustpan that came with it 'Cleansweep' (guilty x2)
  • you call your teachers “professors”, even to their face, and have dubbed your classes/courses different Hogwarts’ subjects
  • you refer to your classes and professors by the names you have dubbed them, even in conversation
  • you mumble to one of your professor’s “you’re such a Snape” and have to stay after class because he actually understood what you meant by that
  • for your little sister's birthday party, you organized it like a field day outside Hogwarts with the students, complete with mock-letters from Hogwarts as invitations, Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, substitutes for Muggle Money, pixie stix for wands, and you dressed up like McGonagall while hiring a few of your friends to play Snape, Trelawny, and Lupin (guilty)
  • you spent over an hour writing, organizing and editing your submissions to this list in the hopes of making them look good (guilty)

    By marissa

  • u want everything hp for x-mas
  • U pretend u go to hogwarts your room is well your room and the outside is the common room... your friends all got here 2 (guilty)
  • U refer to your parents at muggles when they say they wont buy u a wand (guilty)
  • you pretend your house is hogwarts >li>You pretend your hermione
  • You have own every movie and every book
  • u come on this site everyday 2 find new things that could be a good idea to make you more obsessed
  • You study hard so that you will be smart like Hermione

    By jennifer

  • when your saving room on your wall for the newest HARRYPOTTER poster comes out even though there is hardly any room left (guilty as charged*******:-))

    By janielupin

  • When you and your friend can spen five hours straight talking about nothing but Harry Potter (guilty)
  • when you spend five hours on a roleplaying site (guilty)

    By dannysangel

  • you put hp pics all over your binder.
  • when you are like so jealous of emma cause she actully holds and hugs Dan

    By Cho Chang

  • You have the books memorized[Guilty]
  • You know the exact time that the 6 book is coming out[Guilty]

    By aol sn also harrygetshotter

  • you've fallen in love, like really love, with a figment of imagination because he is perfect for you (guilty)

    By Hermione15

  • you call your bus driver Ernie Prang or Stan Shunpike (guilty)
  • you raise your hand in class and ask your teacher about the Chamber of Secrets.
  • you ask your gym teacher when you will be playing Quidditch.
  • you mutter spells at anyone who annnoys you.

    By mrsfredweasley

  • you say "i feel like snape" when you're hair gets oily and "i'm so hermione today" when you do your homework early
  • you and your friend go to the metropolitan museum of art and speak to a sculpture of a fountain w/snakes while asking each other if you are still speaking english
  • you and your friend rename every animal in your schools animal room (naked rats-wormtail, snakes-nangini and slytherin etc.)
  • the only way you can make yourself study for ap euro is by convincing yourself it is really history of magic
  • you think of scenerios that involve you accidently discovering the wizarding world (ie: leaning on a brick wall) and marrying your favorite character
  • you went to the museum of natural history's astronomy section and hugged the model of sirius
  • you have listened to songs by "harry and the potters"
  • you have written at least 5 harry potter themed song parodies
  • you plan with your friend about how you will live together and have cats named crookshanks and mcgonagall ( a tabby of course)
  • you spend a good amount of time wondering exactly how quidditch makes you muscular (if you don't know what i'm talking about, you obviously haven't read fanfiction)
  • it takes all of your self control to stop yourself from buying every eddition of the books in existance
  • your parents stare at you while you laugh hysterically in hp chatrooms
  • you saw the movie again so you could cheer when hermione punched malfoy
  • your login for nytimes.com is mrsfredweasley
  • you and your friend go as hermy/harry for halloween and only speak in british slang the whole night
  • you never say hermione anymore- only hermy or mione
  • you find lily and james to be equivalent with the likes of romeo and juliet etc.
  • you refuse to believe the timeline because that would make fred 11 years older than you, but then say that its okay because you can't compare wizard years and muggle years anyway

    HermionePotter

  • You yell at people who don't know who Harry Potter is (do they live on Mars!)
  • You have a part of your faviote places called Harry Potter sites(there are so many)
  • You call your friends either Harry, Ron, or Hermione by the way you act
  • All you can think about is how the next book is going to end
  • Your friends tell you that you are obessed anytime you say anything to do with Harry Potter(But I'm you know)
  • You have anything that even has one picture of Harry Potter (like magazines and stuff)

    By Mage Snape

  • You think snape is hot ( guilty he is so mysterious mmm...)
  • Your friends look at you like your totally bollocks when you talk about alan rickman as an acquaintance (guilty- waT? HE SOOOO HOOOOOOT)
  • You have 3 hp posters over your bed ( guilty-1 sirius azkaban poster and to hp reg. posters)
  • your friends roll their eyes when you talk about hp
  • u try to touch the footprints on the m. map at the end of the movie-(the credits) Guilty
  • you start squeeling at hedwigs theme (guilty)
  • you have a temper when ur teacher tells you to put away ur hp book
  • u call science potions or care of m.c or astronomy , religion divination, math arithmancy, history ancient runes, literature and english time to block out the teacher and read hp (guilty on the last part)
  • u yell at people for making fun of snape's hair-- its not grasy its silky (guilty-wouldn't mind running my hand through that head of hair)

    By Lizzi

  • You flip out whenever one of the cast members doesnt update their blog for 2 weeks (OMG DEVON HASNT UPDATED IN SO LONG I'M GOING CRAZY)

    By Bean

  • pretend that the world is Hogwarts
  • stop everything and pay close attention when you see anything Harry Potter on TV

    By gloria

  • your parents say you have to go to a psychiatrist

    By Kayla

  • You get in arguments with random people over which ship is better. (Harry and Hermione will be together)
  • You worship one of the actors
  • For christmas , EVERYTHING you got was somehow related to Harry Potter [guilty...]
  • Your life goal is to be signed to the Chudley Cannons
  • You threw things at the movie screen when they didn't show every little detail
  • Everytime you see anything that is even closely related to Harry Potter, you freak out and want it sooo badly....
  • You write more fanfics than you can count (guilty...)
  • Your entire day is spent looking for more HP icons, pics, and information.
  • You are 15 and are not afraid to admit you have HP sheets and a comforter, etc....[guilty]

    By Jack Ann Sparrow

  • You spend your free time in class(or whenever you are bored) with your best friend, writing notes back and forth about what has happened in your Hogwarts life.
  • You've beaten the first 2 video games more than ten times each before remembering that you have the third one.
  • You have taken so many sorting hat quizes that you are considering creating your own house.
  • You swear that your best friend's cousin looks like Daniel Radcliffe, and your best friend still wants to date him.
  • You saved your money to buy a full costume, a wand, and a broom.
  • You know at least one person with a crush on the following HP characters(movies):Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Fred, & George.
  • You painted a lightning bolt shaped scar on your head and actually thought you saw one of Harry's dreams.
  • You have been to a midnight premier of at least one book and one movie.
  • You dressed up for it.
  • You found a Harry Potter shirt, and you and your friends each have one. Or two. Or...
  • Your best subject in school is Potions. Or Transfiguration. Or Defense Against the Dark Arts. Or...

    By Ryann

  • When you cry in your room at night knowing Hogwarts/magic isn't real...
  • You yell at people who haven't read the books or seen the movies. (morons!)

    By Renecca Bain

  • You tell your friends that you are related to one of them or go out with one of them.

    By Mini_Maxime

  • Your parents think you're crazy for being obsessed with Harry Potter *me*
  • You are a Ron/Hermione shipper *duh*
  • You will read the books constantly until HBP comes out, trying to find clues *yup, me*
  • Your best friends think you are sort of crazy *yup*
  • You and your older sister obsess until the next movie, and book comes out *lol*
  • You read fanfics.
  • You got the "Headmaster" thing on the How well do you know Harry Potter? quiz *yup*

    By Erin

  • youre starting to find it harder and harder to find pictures and stuff that you havent already seen
  • your parents go on trips and call back to see if what they found is the right thing
  • youre friends begin to worry for your sanity(not that they didnt before, just for different reasons now)
  • you spend hours on the floor of the store dumping out bowls of pins to look for all of the house pins.(i had to find them to go on my hp book bag)
  • people start calling you, the "harry potter girl" and walk up to you and give you things, which you gladly accept, even though you have no idea who they are.
  • you open your locker and its harry potter mania, and people look as they walk by and give you weird looks
  • you take all the tests(ie: what house do you belong in?, what wand should you have? etc.)
  • you now spend OBSCENE amounts of time listening to interviews and watching clips.(i am right now)
  • you call people you dont like gits and ferrets and names like that.
  • you write fan fiction stories, sexual or non.(ive written two)
  • youre life's ambition is to go to london and visit king's cross station. (i will be in two years.yay!)
  • when it begins to interfere with your every day life
  • when you look at maps and pictures in school and say" wow, this is boring, i wish they moved" (i did that the other day)
  • when you even begin to scare yourself a little bit(but keep on being obssessed regardless)
  • when you yell at the screen in the theatre b/c they made a mistake oe left something out.(sooooo guilty)

    By Rupertsgalandyouknowit

  • when you mutter lumos when you turn on the light
  • you say nox when you turn of a light
  • you wonder when is my letter coming
  • you act like hermione
  • you have read all the hp books and seen all the movies
  • you think your either a mudlblood or pureblood
  • you ask someone if theyve seen your wand
  • at 11:00 you say 'we missed the train'
  • you've remembered all the spells by heart and know how they work.
  • you hop on a broom and jump then you remember you can't fly when its to late
  • you make up a club called S.P.E.W

    By a bloke who is a fan of HP

  • You kept thinking about HP even though you are stting for your examination at that time.(Guilty!!)
  • You make O.W.Ls stands for One of the biggest examination in my Whole Life to you.(Iknow it sounds silly but,yup that's me...I'm a wierdo!)
  • You are thinking what you want to post here as you are reading these

    By Mrs Ron Weasley

  • you are 21 and love everything about HP
  • You are 21 and love Rupert Grint!

    By Dannie

  • you yell at anyone who says Sirius is dead (guilty)
  • you get mad because you have a Hermione costume but your robes are too small and you dont have the Galleons to buy new ones
  • you check the post every day for your Hogwarts letter (guilty
  • your friends look at you like you need HP help (guilty)
  • all of your bookmarked sites have somethinjg to do whti HP
  • your SN has something to do with HP [guilty (RupertSweeite514, HermioneFan514)]
  • you own more HP stuff than you can count
  • you talki to your HP posters and swear they talk back (guilty)
  • you get angry when your 3 HP online hours are interrupted (guilty)
  • your Profile has HP stuff on it
  • you own all of the HP soundtracks and pretend to be a singer when "Double Trouble" come on (guilty)
  • you know all of the word to the Hogwarts Song, Harry's sorting Song, Double Trouble, and the Hogwarts Christmas song by heart (guilty)
  • you are known as Ruperts luver at ur High school (guilty)
  • you often get into arguments about HP facts even though you know your right (guilty)
  • you are the person people ask for Harry Potter pics (guilty)
  • you are 14, have HP bedsheets, and arent afraid to admit it (guilty)
  • you take a quiz and find out that you ae 81% obsessed (guilty)
  • you take over an hour to read everything on this page (guilty)
  • When you fit all of the descriptions on this page (guilty)
  • when you flinch every time someone says "Voldemort" ::flinches::(guilty) By Lizzi
  • you start crying whenever you get to the parts in GoF and OotP that are overflowing with angst.(i start sobbing every time its just too sad but its soooo good)
  • whenever somebody suggests a character that could be the HBP, you loudly declare that it has to be Seamus Finnigan because Devon Murray is way too hot to have the director for HBP make him have a smaller part like that.(way guilty. Devon is just too hot to leave out)
  • in SS/PS, you pause the DVD on Sean Biggerstaff's butt for more than 15 minutes.(i forgot it was there....;])

    By Aimee

  • your 21 years old and you will scream at anyone who says these are kids books!

    By meeska

  • u draw scars on your forhead
  • u pretend ur harry potters pretend long lost twin sister emily who has a half moon shaped scar on her forhead and falls madly in love with ron and gets married at the age of 21.

    By Why do you want to know?Are you a cop?hehe

  • Your online for 6 hours online looking for anything h.p related(Guilty)
  • You call someone that dosnt know anything about Harry Potter a Muggle(Guilty)
  • You pretend your school is a secret Magic School
  • You actually try to play quidditch with a broom and a basketball
  • You get your blanket and put it over yourself thinking its the invisibility cloak.
  • You think every day how cool it would be to actually be in one of the h.p movies and become the trios best friends
  • You get a pencil or twig and pretend its a wand.
  • You remembered every spell and what it does by memory(Guilty)
  • You download every interview Emma Watson ever had(Guilty)
  • You downloaded the theme song for h.p and own every movie and book ever made of h.p(Guilty)
  • You think about the couples the characters are going to end up haveing Hermione and Ron duh(Guilty)
  • You pretend your room is your Gryffindor Dorm and outside your room is the common room(Guilty...sometimes I do that though)

    By Unknown

  • Spend more then 6 hours online looking for anything h.p related(Guilty)
  • You call someone that dosnt know anything about Harry Potter a Muggle
  • You pretend your school is a secret Magic School
  • You actually try to play quidditch with a brrom and a basketball
  • You get your blanket and put it over yourself thinking its the invisibility cloak.
  • You think every day how cool it would be to actually be in one of the h.p movies and become the trios best friends

    By QuidditchChic k

  • When your friends ask why you read the books, you say they are cool...the truth is you are really in love with one of the characters...(guilty)
  • Your secret crush is Sirius. ...blush.
  • You start drawing maps of everything.
  • You own a quill and ink pot.
  • Quidditch is your sport.
  • When someone says, Can you believe Sirius is dead, you jump up and say He is NOT dead! He will be back! (guilty)
  • You think Oliver Wood looks great in a sweater. hehehe!
  • You type Harry smilies in your emails.

    By Ashley aka Sirius about Hp

  • your final project in ceramics class last year was a three-foot replica of the Nimbus 2000 (guilty)
  • your known as the "Harry Potter Girl" at your high school (that's me)
  • youve been putting together an authentic hermione granger costume for the past 3 months (i still need the jumper)
  • you call a sweater a jumper even though youre american

    By BonBon

  • when you have written more fanfics than you can count (heh *Blushes*
  • When you see something even mildly harry potterish you have to have it (Heh...)
  • When you swear one of your friends is exactly like hermione (Okay, but she is!)
  • when all your books and walls are covered with harry potter pics. (yes i am guilty of that)
  • when you look uo hp stuff on the net when you are suposed to be doing school work. (caught red handed)

    By kam

  • you travel to other countries so you can have HP books in other languages

    By Hermione11

  • You start wondering why your letter from Hogwarts hasn't come yet.
  • You mount the broom while sweeping, and wonder if something is wrong with it when it doesn't take off.
  • You ask people if they have seen your wand because you've "lost it."

    By Devon Murray Rocks! !

  • You listen to the sound tracks and say the lines when the right music comes on (guilty =))
  • You insist that you really are in the movies and you hang out w/ Dan, Emma, and Rupert all the time(guilty =))

    By RupertSweetie514

  • You call all your friends "common muggles" cuz they never talk about HP any more :p
  • you yell into the fellytone just to see what happens (guilty)
  • you look for sticks that even remotly resemble wandfs and try to curse the annoying neighbor kid with them, and get mad when it doesnt work. (guilty, guilty, guilty!!!)
  • you look at the computer and wonder "what other crazy things these muggles can come up with"
  • all you ever think about is when your hogwarts letter will come even though your 14 (guilty)
  • you try to fly off of the roof on a broom
  • you look confused at the site of a video game system, realize that it has a wizard-like game, and go insane
  • your parents come in and ask you what crazy wizard thing your doing now
  • you own more than 50 Harry Pottr items that aren't the books (guilty)
  • you try to make your room look like Gryffindor Tower
  • everytime someone says You0Know-Who's real name, you flinch, smack em, and walk away
  • you dream about going to hogwarts with Harry Ron and Hermione

    By HP-Jessica

  • you and your best frind only talk about is Harry Potter.(thats me!!!)

    By alanna

  • when I see harry potter in real life
  • something with harry potter is on t.v.

    By hopefully mrs grint

  • you pay 30 bucks a month for the movie magic magazine so you can go cover to cover cutting out little itty bitts picutres *which i do*
  • your current crush looks just like rupert grint *tee hee*
  • you've seen each movie more times than your can cout *yep, did that too*
  • you own the movies *that too*
  • you've downloaded anything you can find on hp or rupert *that too....*
  • you've written letters to JKR telling her she's a goddess
  • you've got a tattoo with a hp characters name on it *very small.....*
  • you stood outside of a movie theater singing and dancing a song that you wrote for hp *choir tour.....*
  • you despize emma cuz she's got a kick ass life
  • your journal(s) have the hogwarts emblem on the front
  • you've created over 6 dozen spells
  • you spend your free time online looking for hp stuff
  • you're me

    By Avina

  • u freak out when u see anything about harry potter on TV
  • make your room more look like any hogwarts houses

    By HermioneFan514

  • you sit in religion class and try to think what jinx will make the teacher SHUT UP!! (guilty)
  • You wish you had named your hamster scabbers instesd of "Little It"(i don't even know why i did)
  • you yell at anyone who insults Dan, Emma, or Rupert
  • you wish you could find the wand you lost
  • you cover the inside of your locker with HP pictures
  • you need to prove all of the info you tell people even if they get mad at you for it (guilty)
  • you flinch every time you seeDan, Emma, or Rupert get hurt in the movie even though you know they are only acting (guilty)
  • you fit ALL of the descriptions on this page

    By lovin_harry

  • Get emotional when you hear 'Hegwig's Theme'.
  • Get overexcited when you see a word that is related to HP(ie:Saint Hedwig's)
  • You had no money to buy a wand but saw something that looks like a wand and use it like a real wand.(me!)
  • Buy something of HP secretly so no one knows that you're SO obsessed with HP
  • When you're trying to find a boyfriend that has a name related to HP eg.Harry,Ron,Draco.(ME!!STILL TRYING!!)
  • Spend more than 2 hours on your computer to look at HP pics.(I do!!especially harry's pics!)
  • Always dreaming of being in Hogwarts with Harry,Ron and Hermione.
  • Try to memorize all the spells and use it at your smaller siblings.(which I did)
  • Memorized all the scripts from the movies and try to act like them.(i do!!)
  • You felt sad for Harry when Sirius died.(me too!!)
  • Kiss Harry's photo before sleep(everynight for me)
  • Jealous of Emma Watson because she could hold and hug Daniel Radcliffe.(VERY)

    By Cassidy

  • You call your school Azkaban.
  • You call your teachers dementors.
  • You ask people what house their in and when they anwser 'your crazy' you try to curse them.
  • You call your favorite teacher Lupin and your least favorite teacher Snape/Umbridge.

    By hpgirl

  • you get inside the fireplace and and yell "diagon alley" when your mom sees you, you tell her you need school supplies.

    By Tina

  • You scream at the movie screen when thy changed a little detail
  • You try to make butterbeer(even though u end up in th hospital after...)
  • you catch a frog and cover it in chocolate
  • you look for an owl when your computer says you got mail
  • you call chemistry potions, math arithmancy...(guilty)
  • you name pets/kids HP characters
  • buy wand, robes, broom, scarf, tie and hogwarts hat @ alivans(guilty)
  • put pic on room door and make rents say password
  • try and curse people you dont like (guilty)
  • collect chocolate coins insisting they are galleons
  • insist you are a witch/wizard

    By Kingsley07

  • You actually know what these people ^ are talking about.
  • . You ask your parents to call you Luna. (guilty)
  • You have a picture that was actually taken on the set of SS. (guilty!)
  • You're registered at every HP site known to man. (guilty)
  • You practice writing like the characters. (gulity)
  • You write/sing HP songs.
  • You actually read this!

    Amanda

  • You name all your teachers a hogwarts teachers anme.
  • You have read the books more then 15 times.

    By Rebecca

  • When you call all your friends Harry, Ron and Hermione
  • When you call the person you hate Draco Malfoy

    By Carly

  • You have constant dreams about Harry Potter and actualy being there (guilty as charged)
  • You love Dan,Rupert,or Emma

    By ThroughTheLookingGlass

  • Also when you are VERY jelous of Emma Watson (guilty)

    By Kat

  • Everytime you see pics of Emma u get depressed and wish u had her life
  • You download thousands of pictures (hehehe)
  • even though u live in darkest peru you hope someday to see them
  • you look up their home addresses for hours to fin them
  • you read through the list of all these things
  • you try to jinx your sisters
  • you have read the book so many times you can immediately see mistakes in the movie

    By Hermione Granger

  • you call the janitor "Filtch" and avoid him at all costs

    By erin kite

  • you cut people off in the grocery store line because you caught a glimse os something harry potter related

    By Sora

  • When you make a club up that spells S.P.E.W for those enslaved magical creatures
  • When you try to actually fly a broom.
  • When you "say" you visit Harry,Ron and Hermonie frequently.

    By Tinie

  • When your S/N has something to do with Harry Potter.
  • When you ask your parents 'Are you witches or wizards?'
  • When you get lost on purpose to find the Knight Bus.

    By Unknown

  • Your writing on here( Guilty)
  • You insist you go to hogwarts. ( lol guilty)

    By Jill

  • People call you the Harry Potter Girl.
  • You name all of your pets after HP characters.
  • You wear raddishes as earings.
  • You insist that your house has nargles in it.
  • You sort almost everone you meet into a HP house.
  • Your youth pastor hates you.
  • You are me.

    By Erin

  • you spend every waking(and sleeping) moment thinking about harry potter 2.you designate at least three hours every day to visiting harry potter related web sites.
  • you get upset when someone interupts your three hours of hp time
  • you take it personally when someone offends harry potter.
  • you have pictures of the cast [not just posters] hanging on your walls.
  • you buy an orange cat with a flat nose and name it crookshanks.
  • you spend hours in your room trying to come up with potions.

    By ice_cream call me ali

  • when u read every single one of the posts in this room (guilty)
  • if u screamed at hermione in the movie theater durring poa (guilty)

    By unknown

  • You call all the Hogwarts teachers by their first names
  • You day dream all the time about it
  • You imitate your favourite character
  • You get the Dark Mark as a tattoo
  • You pretend you're a werewolf on the full moon
  • You get into a fight with somebody over which House is the best
  • You walk around in a black cloak, and say you're either a Death Eater or a Dementor
  • You get a stag, dog, wolf, and a rat, and name them all after the Marauders
  • You look for the missing paw on every rat you see

    By MizLiz

  • Everytime you turn on a flash light u say lumos(Guilty)
  • You change your room from princess theme to hp(guilty)
  • You ask for everything there everwas invented about harry potter for your birthday(guilty)
  • You bought a wand and a broomstick off alvines wand and broom shop for alot of money,then practise your flying and your spells(Guilty)

    By lukyphungus

  • You know everything that there possibly is to know about the cast of Harry Potter, and the everyone from the books (guilty)
  • You run out side, look at the moon and say...phew, only half moon...*repeat every day until full, then say, Professor Lupin must not be having a very good night, them walk away, shaking your head sadly...*

    By potterpunkygirl

  • when u and your best friend play dueling club
  • when u call you dog sirius

    Mallory

  • You see a Gryffindor scarf at the local amusement park and look at the price tag that reads '$29.99'. You approach the salesclerk and give him a 13 minute lecture on how it is over priced.
  • You break up with your boyfriend (who you've dated for 7 months) because he casually said,"Aren't you being a bit obsessive with this Harry Potter thing?"

    By titli

  • You cut out the word HARRY POTTER from all newspaper articles and paste them in your diary.(guilty)
  • When you call ur ememies mudbloods and flibbertigibbets(guilty).
  • You do 75%of the things listed here(guilty)

    By Alicia

  • You empty your mind before bed of all emotions and thoughts so that the Dark Lord cannot use legilmency against you...(guilty)

    By Madeline

  • You create a website people can get together and talk about how obsessed they are or might be.
  • You search for and/or vist such websites on a daily basis.

    Coley

  • You do 38 things on this list (guilty)
  • You Travel around the world to go to every premeire of all the harry potter movies
  • Constantly talk about how horrible it is when Sirius fell through the veil (he didnt die, he couldn't have!)
  • You have nightmares about sirius falling through the veil and cant stop crying about it! (guilty, still cant get over it)

    By Star

  • you agree with everyone and everything on this list
  • You insist to people that Nearly Headless Nick haunts your house.
  • You take your friends advice on how butterbeer tastes((darn him! He went to a festival for the release of OotP..grr..)) and mix it toghter.
  • You send JKR letters that say 'I want to know how to make butterbeer/gillywater ect..
  • You think your teacher is Snape in female form.
  • You start your own HP site.
  • You steal an owl from the zoo and try to train it to send letters.
  • You try to talk to snakes.
  • You make your own Dumbledore's Army, and hand out shirts.
  • You write a letter to you favorite band telling them to 'include more songs about Harry Potter'..
  • They write back saying, "Do you really think we read Harry Potter!?!?"
  • You never listen to that band agian.
  • You spred rumors online.
  • You slave over a hot computer, making dolls of Cho, Hermione, ect..
  • You watch any movie that people say has the words 'Harry Potter' in it.

    By Nicole

  • You write something on this list.
  • When you have done more then 5 things on this list.

    By Chiquita Weasley

  • You refer to SATs and such as OWLS and NEWTS (guilty)
  • You tell your parents you want a cat BUT ONLY if it's a Kneazle named Crookshanks. (guilty)
  • In theatre when the movie is done you scream when you see dan's, rupert's, emma's....name of the screen. (guilty)
  • You stay in your seat @ the theatre when the movie is over watching the credits until they ask you to leave. Then you pet the screen I'll see you soon. (VERY GUILTY)
  • You prefer to do your homework by candle light instead of electricity.
  • You have a portrait/picture on your bedroom door and you make your family remeber the password in order to get in
  • You eat Lucky Charms just cause Charms is a class @ hogwarts.
  • You cut your hair like hermione's in POA. (guilty)
  • Your throw every character a birthday party and actor and invite all your HP friends. (guilty)
  • You skip school for interviews on TV, realeses, ect... (SO GUILTY)

    By Sam

  • When you tie a robe on each end of a broomstick and hang it on a tree and climb on it and when your mom catches you.You say I have to be fit for quidditch
  • When you call your friend an insufferable know it all when she answers a question right
  • When you try to to carve a lighting bolt scar on your friends head
  • you are 14 and swear that you go to hogwarts
  • pretend you have imaginary friends whos namea are Harry ron and hermione
  • You try to light a candle by passing your hand over it
  • You swear you have seen Rupert grint at the supermarket
  • you ask for a firebolt when you got good grades on your report card
  • you mutter the killing curse at your reading teacher because you said if we were going to read harry potter and she said no
  • .make up your own spells in your room
  • you find a stick that looks like a wand and keep it on a shelf in a glass box
  • you break the broom and refuse to let your mom throw away the pieces
  • .Get mad if someone insults either Rupert Dan or tom
  • call the people who annoy you mudbloods and gits
  • mutter spells under your breath when the teacher asigns more homework
  • ask your mom for a pet owl for the 22nd time and she keeps say no for some odd reason
  • your mom thinks you have serious problems when you go see hp3 for the 4th time
  • You have seen the 1st and 2nd movie at least 89 times each and know EXACTLY every single line( hee hee)
  • you listen to the soundtrack when you go to sleep
  • have constent dreams about being harry potters girlfriend and you go to hogwarts and have the time of your life
  • when you have friends over and your mom yells at you for throwing a gold painted bouncy ball in the house knocking over her vase.You claim you just recived an Howler
  • Insist on getting a ford angeilna
  • you name your 3 goldfish harry ron and malfoy
  • you try looking for a button in the car that can make it fly and tell your mom its the car is missing a part
  • you talk about harry potter constantly
  • your mom banned you from reading any of the harry potter books for a year

    Anna

  • You try to charm your dad's(or your own)motorcycle to fly like Sirius's.
  • You always call the school bully Dudley.
  • You keep going into exotic pet shops and talking to giant snakes.
  • You draw a scar like Harry's on your forehead or you actually got one tatooed there.
  • You wear your favorite house's Hogwart's uniform to school.
  • You collect those chocolate coins in the gold wrappers and insist that it's actually wizard money.
  • You refer to the bank as Gringotts.
  • You draw scars on the forehead of your baby brother/sister(or of some other relation)and tell everyone that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named attacked them.
  • You keep trying on old hats to see if they're like the Sorting Hat.
  • You have contacts that make your eyes look green(unless you have naturally green eyes, I do ^_^).
  • You keep watching any paintings or photos for signs of movement.

    By Megan

  • You say "Lumos" when turning on any light.
  • You say "Nox" shutting of any light.
  • Everytime you open a door, you say "Alohomora."

    By Merridith

  • When you name your twins fred and george.
  • When you start to look like harry, hermione, ron, ect...

    By Num1DanielLover

  • When you carry your Harry Potter books in your backpack and when it splits you look around for Harry.
  • When someone breaks your arm and offer to take you to the Hospital and you say,"Don't let Professor Lockheart heal me."
  • When you see a stray black dog and you pat your hands on your legs saying "Come here Snuffles...come on."

    Chakara

  • You insist that your school have a Yule Ball instead of a prom
  • One of your teachers who have a crazy eye, and you claim it's Mad Eye Moody
  • When you wish you could meet Emma(Hermione), Rupert(Ron), and Daniel(Harry)so you could talk to them about what they "really know" about Hogwarts
  • When you take time out of your day to add to the "You know you are obsessed when...." section of this webpage (guilty.....hehe)

    By Onyx

  • You start referring to your kitchen as your "potions lab."
  • When you see an owl fly by, you start looking to see if it dropped any messages for you (darn Hogwarts letter is late!)
  • You make your own t-shirts that say "Have You Hugged Your Potions Master Today" on the front, and "Slytherin Rules" on the back
  • You start writing your own fan fiction because you've read the books *so* many times, you now have them memorized.
  • You dream about certain characters on a constant basis (mmmmmm....Snape......)
  • While watching the movies, you begin raising your hand at the same time as Hermione Granger, because you know all the answers too!

    By hermione3

  • when you make up your own story that branched off of jkr
  • when you are one of the characters in your head

    By Alicia

  • You have made a harry potter recipe book and make all the drinks youve heard of and say " Just call me madam rosmerta!"
  • Your home page is set to Mugglenet-surfathogwarts-daradcliffe..ect
  • All your S-N'S are Harry Potter related 4.e-Mugglechick55-Potterbabe55-Mrs_radcliffe55 not mine i swear....
  • You becaome a Harry potter composer and have made you own harry potter song recordings while remaking old songs and putting Potter related things in there...Guilty...

    By Briana

  • When you call people muggles

    By Christine Vasquez

  • You ask for a wand,a broom,and a robe for Christmas
  • You see the Harry Potter movies at least twice a day

    By Ali NYC

  • You bow to every eagle and horse you see.
  • You refer to doctors as healers.
  • You search the ground for knuts, sickles, and galleons.
  • Anytime your friends fly is open, you tell them, "Your chamber of secrets is open".
  • You enter the girls bathroom in determined to find a way into the chamber of secrets.
  • You call the plumber to check for Basilisks in the pipes.
  • You collect plugs.

    By Angel Gentry

  • you call yourself mrs.radcliffe
  • When you think daniel should fly over to your house and take you away to hogwarts
  • When you think daniel radcliffe revolves aroung the world.
  • When your best friend calls you a potterpunk
  • When you get excited when you enter a hogwarts site.
  • When you think daniel is in love with you

    By Moe

  • You are too lazy to get the remote so you try try to summon it "accio remote control"
  • When you go online looking for a recipe to btterbeer
  • When you spend hours tapping bricks in a certain order to see if there is an entrance to diagon alley
  • When you try to get your high school english teacher to let you read it for a project
  • When all you ask for christmas is a firebolt

    By Mary

  • When you listen to the soundtrack for any of the movies and you know what is going on in the movie at exactly the right time in the music

    By Mary - Greece

  • You pretend to be a fan who visited Harry Potter and became his girlfriend!
  • You create spells on yuor own(I created Parafrone's Kiss!!)
  • You sleep with Dan's photo
  • You say "I'm gonna kill you Snape!
  • You read all the books at least 7 times each
  • You are visiting this site 12h a day!!!

    By Donna

  • You read the books over & over and yet the plot still ceases to amaze you.
  • When your current student teacher resembles a friendlier version of Umbridge.
  • When you are convinced the toilets at Chadstone Shoppping Centre are the same as Hogwarts's because they look so grand & wizard-like.
  • You wish you had a niffler to levitate into your evil teacher's office.

    By Hayley

  • When your parents tell you that its just fiction and you try to curse them
  • You buy a wand and wonder why it doesnt work

    By caleb

  • You go to see the third movie for the 2nd time just so you can tuch J.K.Rowling's name

    By Maya

  • You have regular dreams about the Harry Potter universe. (lol that would be me)
  • You constantly stalk JK Rowling.
  • You have read the books more than 50 times each.
  • You read the HP books in more than one language (which I've done).

    By the Squidly One

  • You are caught in your room mixing frog parts and wild flowers over a bunson burner

    By Frannie

  • You insist that your mother makes you a handknitted jumoer for you and your friends at christmas
  • You spent the summer when you were 11 crying uncontrollably because you didn't get your hogwarts letter
  • One of your life ambitions is to go to diagon alley
  • You thought that it was a good idea to research floo powder, dragons liver etc on the internet
  • You cried when you didn't get the hogwarts hat, cloak and gryffindor tie for christmas
  • You can't understand why your mother says that you cant bring home a hippogriff

    By Genna

  • You complain to the language department that "Parseltongue" isn't offered as a course in school.
  • Your idea for a really bad fight is not when you puch and kick, but when you scream latin words at eachother with the sticks that you found.
  • You start rumors in school that your teachers long absence is not due to the fact that he is in the Bahamas, but rather that he truely is a werewolf.

    By Lucy

  • You spend an hour of your time reading through this list...

    By Andy

  • You go all the way to UK to visit king's cross staition on 9/1/ before 11:00am and run into a wall (preferibly between platforms 9 & 10) to get to platform 9 3/4
  • You run and act like you have a broom and make a snitch out of some paint and a walnut (guilty) and finding a 7 person team (guilty)

    By Cody

  • You run after your worst enemy trying to curse them
  • When your parents say "honey, their's no such thing as magic" you mutter spells at them
  • You carry your wand you got from alivans.com every where (i've done that... he he he)

    By Gab

  • You're pretty much sure you have «powers»
  • You tried all the magic spells wishing it would work
  • Your biggest dream is to own a wand
  • You beg your parents to go sleep under the stairs
  • Everyday you check the mail to see if you got your Hogwarts admission letter
  • You wish you could own an owl ( you want to call it Hedwig )
  • you have a secret crush on dan or rupert...

    By Star

  • You make Quiddich Uniforms for all your friends, insisting they wear them when playing a sport.
  • You suggest your boyfriend dress as Harry and you dress as Cho- then end up breaking up after a fight about Cedric Diggory.
  • You get the DVD of PoA online- and its only May 23.
  • You call your dog Sunffles and try to talk to him by owl.
  • You run around handing out flyers that say '25 Ways to Minngle with Muggles
  • You wake up at 5:30 AM to pay the Daily Prophet owl- but for some reason it never comes.
  • You get a wand online- and take it apart to find only that the Unicorn Hair is a peice of string.
  • You sue the people who made the wand, claiming, "They said that it was a Unicorn Hair!" then mutter, "Stupid muggles and their stupid pranks.
  • You call your cat Crookshanks.
  • Your friend has a pet rat- You kill it and say, "It was Peter! I didn't want to get killed!"
  • You realize that rat doesn't have a missing paw- you try to cast a Memory Charm on the friend.
  • You hate Alfonzo- he changed the third book!!!
  • You slap the school bully- then say "That felt good.."

    Helen

  • You are at the movies,you call a popcorn re-filler a filthy little mudblood when they wouldn't let you have one of those poa posters for the movie in the plastic frames(which i did!!)
  • You walk around your high school with a big sorting hat ...you got from wbshop.com even though everyone looks at you like your mad!!(wich i also did!!)

    By Luis Gryffindor

  • When you buy a 30 dollar wand at alivans
  • When you mutter spells under your breathe
  • When you refer to chemistry as potions and geometry to arithmancy
  • When you write "The chamber of secrets has been opened" on buildings in your school

    By Malati

  • Insist that you have to pass your O.W.L.'s to become an Auror
  • You call people a mudblood when they insult the Harry Potter books

    By Jesswig

  • Each time it gets close to a new HP book or movie coming out, you re-read the entire series and highlight things that may be important
  • You roleplay primarily Harry Potter characters.
  • Whenever someone says something stupid, you insist that they should be put into Azkaban for the heinous crime of stupidity.
  • You constantly substitute the word Merlin for God.
  • Even though you are 15 and not attending Hogwarts, you insist that you really do go to school there, it's just that no one knows.
  • On your younger sibling's 11th birthday, you put a Hogwarts letter in the mailbox for them (I fully intend to do this for my brother)
  • You have, on occassion, yelled into a fellytone just to get the full effect
  • Your friends constantly complain about your use of British slang (or join you in using it)
  • Your favourite insult is "smarmy/slimy git"
  • You make a map of your house/school and insist to your teachers/parents that it's just a bit of old parchment and that they can't see the `moving` dots on it.
  • You sobbed through the last half of OotP, but insist that Sirius only fell through the veil and didn't die.. he couldn't have!

    By Rachel

  • You act it out, even though you're a teenager.
  • You dress up in robes.
  • You collect goblets etc.
  • You surf the net every day for info on it.
  • You fancy Harry, Ron, Draco and Oliver Wood.

    By Liz

  • You name your pets/kids after Harry potter characters
  • You go into the forest in your back yard conviced that on the other side is hogwarts because that is the forbidden forest
  • You are conviced any broken down buildings that say "Danger keep out" is really truly hogwarts

    By Amanda

  • You stalk Daniel Radcliffe and insit that he is harry potter
  • You try to make your and explode

    By Stefanie

  • You call the biggest test of the year O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s
  • You call your principal Head Master or Haed Mistress
  • You try to get the remote by saying accio remote
  • You call your jacket a cloak
  • You ask your "muggle" teacher where is the spell books
  • When you call the fleamaket Diadong Alley
  • Every one you meet you sort them by house

    By Sin

  • You call your science teacher Professor Snape.
  • You go to the store you ask if they have "The Weird Sisters" in stock. And get mad when they say no and you say they're the best.
  • You turn twelwe you say there has been a mistake because Hogwarts has not sent you your letter.

    By Tina

  • You write to the cast to visit you.
  • You try to curse the poeple that annoy.
  • You quote the books everyday.
  • You hum "Hedwig's Theme" in class when you are bored.
  • You look for the entrace to Hogsmeade, Hogwarts, and Diagon Alley.

    By Vanessa

  • You call the school bully *You Know Who*
  • You name your fave teacher Lupin and your most hated one Snape or Trelawney.

    By Ally

  • You get a tatoo of the dark mark

    By Pigwidgeon

  • You ask for a racing broom for christmas
  • Someone asks you who your three best friends are and you answer ron harry and hermione

    By Aurora Pate

  • You pretend to be living in that world
  • You make a wand with a pencil and paper, and add dog hair or cat hair to it.
  • You print out spells, and try to use them like the killing spell agaisnt someone else that annoys you.
  • You play Harry Potter with your friends, and pretend your in class.

    By Luna

  • Your prefer writing with quills instead of pens or pencils.
  • Your friends are convinced you're an actual wizard/witch
  • You stopped writing in your diary.
  • You wear glasses even yjough you don't need them.
  • You have a pet owl, named Hedwig.
  • You broke your arm when you jumped off of the roof trying to fly your broom.
  • You flinch when someone says "Voldemort."
  • When asked what your favorite team is, you say "Chudly Cannons."
  • When you see a red-head, you walk up to them and ask them if thier last name is Weasley.
  • You point at very ordinary things (like fire hydrents) and say, "Look at what those muggles think up!"

    By Minx

  • You are sitting in a restraunt and see a bunch of red headed people and wonder how many kids are in the Weasly family.

    By Nicole

  • You dream about being at hogwarts
  • You think you are harry's,hermione's and ron's fourth friend

    By Sara

  • You buy a regular box of jelly beans and claim you got a booger flavored one

    By Bianka

  • You are afraid to talk to answering machines because 'you can't see where it keeps it's brain'
  • You block your ears every one says who-know-who's name, and now your whole school knows you as the 'v******t chick'

    By Cho

  • You say bloody with another word
  • You read the books over and over
  • You talk about the POA movie
  • You make your own story of HP, which you pretend to be Haylie Potter - Harry's twin sister and Cho Chang would be in our age and she's in our house
  • You say Qudditch is your fave sprot.

    By Hayley

  • You say that an F is agood grade on your test... on the brightside... you could of gotten a T

    By Mary

  • Life gives you lemons you try to make Butterbeer.
  • You try to capture Cornish Pixes!
  • You call your pet parrot Buckbeak and try to fly it. Later you tell your parents that you forgot to bow.
  • When you call your best friends Ron, and Hermione.
  • You try to make your own Polyjuice Potion and use cat's hair insted.
  • If you have a friend named Harry you instit that he should change his name to Harry Potter and make him put a lighting bolt scar on his forhead!

    By Lydia Kim:

  • Someone asks you what sport they like the best,you say Quidditch
  • You say that the school that you go to is Hogwarts and your are in the same house as Harry Potter.

    By Maddy:

  • You paint a walnut gold, through it off the roof, and jump of the roof with a broom

    By Alicia:

  • You are asked who your favorite superhero is and you say HARRY POTTER.
  • You accidently say "I love you harry" to your boyfriend when his real name is bob....
  • Someone tells you that the books are made up you go into a long story about how J.K.Rowling is Harry's wife and she is just writing his whole life story and tell your friends that to learn more about your theory just read your published book named: "The truth why J.K.Rowling wrote Harry Potter."
  • You start talking to the pictures on your wall expecting them to talk back
  • You send your friends mail on your pet cockatiel and when they say they didnt get it you say the ministry must have intercepted it.
  • At school when people get mad, you threaten spells at them while using your pencil.
  • You call your enemys mudbloods
  • You go to a hardware store and look at the plugs and tools and say "look these nonsence things muggles come up with"
  • You have read all the harry potter books atleast 4 times each and get upset when someone quotes them wrong!
  • You run around in a black robe and say your late for potions...again snapes going to have kittens!
  • To see if your dads truck flys you push it off a cliff and when it doesnt you say the flying gear must be jammed!
  • When you see someone sticking gum under the table you say " Filchs going to be after your head!"
  • When your teacher hands back your paper about "why witch burning was usless" and you get a F, you scream she is in denial and jelouse of your powers *stomps out of room and mumbles ''cant wait to hear what dumbledore will say''*
  • You are personally offened when your parents say there no such thing as magic and you say that there are only muggles and dont understand
  • Your mum catches you trying to hop on a broom thats propped between a chair and table you go "Qudditch practice mum."
  • You land yourself in the hospital when you broke your nose after running into the barrier 9 & 10 say that now you have missed the train and are going to be late for the feast
  • You travel around london and end up getting yourself lost trying to look for hogwarts even though your 25
  • You tell your parents to only buy you, parchment,quills,robes and insist that they all need to be bought at diagon alley.
  • When you play hide and seek you go in a corner and pull a blanket over your head and when they say they gotch ya you go "You cant see me im under an invisibilty cloak!"
  • You nominate Harry Potter for president of the student council.
  • You sware you work for the ministry of magic.
  • You make your own S.P.E.W bages and hand them out at school. Actually you pin them on the ones you knock out long enough to clip them on. When they awake you say it is for a good cause and run!